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gobears1987
08-07-2009, 09:57 AM
...I no longer hate The Outfield.



(Have fun with this one; you don't have to be serious.)

jabrch
08-07-2009, 10:14 AM
...Websters is replacing the word "good" with "Gordon" in the next release of their dictionary.

That dinner was pretty Gordon mom. Thanks.

You did a Gordon job today Johnny.

Gordon night.

soxfanatlanta
08-07-2009, 10:14 AM
...WSIers have almost forgotten all about Brian Anderson

Shoeless
08-07-2009, 10:28 AM
...the day Wilson Betemit was dfa'd was the turning point of the year.

voodoochile
08-07-2009, 10:35 AM
...WSI has gone giggle happy...:o:

Railsplitter
08-07-2009, 10:40 AM
...David Beckham is becoming "that other Beckham"

VeeckAsInWreck
08-07-2009, 10:43 AM
"A's" on report card's are being changed to "Beckhams". There are now bumper stickers on proud parents cars that read "My Child Is A Straight Beckhams Student At Generic Elementary School".

Jurr
08-07-2009, 10:45 AM
.......his hair could hit a clutch single.

SoxGirl4Life
08-07-2009, 10:46 AM
...I'm buying an expensive jersey for a kid that has been playing in the majors for 2 months

...the name "Gordon" is cool

voodoochile
08-07-2009, 10:49 AM
.......his hair could hit a clutch single.

Don't you mean a double? :dunno: :D:

RedHeadPaleHoser
08-07-2009, 10:52 AM
...Oscar Mayer now sells Beckham.

ElevenUp
08-07-2009, 11:17 AM
...Sox fans smoke after watching his AB's.

Shoeless
08-07-2009, 11:18 AM
...even espn is drooling over him. No teal. For real!!!

soxfanreggie
08-07-2009, 11:18 AM
Chuck Norris now wears Gordon PJs to bed.

DumpJerry
08-07-2009, 11:29 AM
.....Derek Jeter is singing his praises.


.....he is the first rookie we've compared to Big Hurt in terms of skills.

.....Cub fans are turning green with envy under their blue.

.....grown men stop whatever they are doing when he comes to bat to watch him.

.....during the next homestand, Selig is presenting him with his HoF plaque.

DumpJerry
08-07-2009, 11:30 AM
.....Kenny haters at WSI have fled to hills.

....that when he becomes arbitration eligible, Sox fans will take up a collection to help the team meet his demand.

spawn
08-07-2009, 11:31 AM
...the Chicago and national media are actually paying attention to a player on the the team from the "other" side of town.

gr8mexico
08-07-2009, 11:32 AM
Gordon Beckham is so good he makes you want to
SLAP YA MAMA!!

SoxGirl4Life
08-07-2009, 11:43 AM
...Derek Jeter wears Gordon Beckham pjs

Randar68
08-07-2009, 12:20 PM
that he sleeps with a night-lite on, not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him (or his hair, take your pick)

Zisk77
08-07-2009, 12:25 PM
Gordon has decided to by a Penthouse suite on the northside and just jog across the lake on his way to work. :tongue:

Jim Shorts
08-07-2009, 12:25 PM
Bacon is so good that Joe Cowley publicly outed himself in today's Sun-Times.



That article was pathetic, Joe

MeteorsSox4367
08-07-2009, 12:34 PM
The World's Most Interesting Man has given up Dos Equis and only drinks what Gordon Beckham tells him to drink.

wmusox9
08-07-2009, 12:39 PM
... he is now hazing the veterans


... they play his walk-up song before he bats and after he gets a hit. Wait they actually already do that already.

The Milkman
08-07-2009, 01:11 PM
...the day Wilson Betemit was dfa'd was the turning point of the year.

I actually forgot about hiim...wow.

the gooch
08-07-2009, 01:19 PM
... muslims are now eating bacon for breakfast.

SoxandtheCityTee
08-07-2009, 01:39 PM
. . . the backlash has already begun, with local sportsblabbers whining that it's all a bit much love for a rookie, blah blah blah. A sure sign of success!

DumpJerry
08-07-2009, 01:41 PM
... they play his walk-up song before he bats and after he gets a hit. Wait they actually already do that already.
After the National Anthem, Gene Honda now tell us to "remain standing for Gordon's song."

DumpJerry
08-07-2009, 01:42 PM
. . . the backlash has already begun, with local sportsblabbers whining that it's all a bit much love for a rookie, blah blah blah. A sure sign of success!
That is only because he is on the "wrong" team.

tacosalbarojas
08-07-2009, 01:42 PM
...that the Sox are considering letting him have his #6 back for next season.

DumpJerry
08-07-2009, 01:44 PM
Ok, here is the ultimate one:

Gordon Beckham is so good that White Sox fans are smiling more when reminiscing about the 2007 White Sox than when thinking about the 2005 White Sox.

/close thread.

getonbckthr
08-07-2009, 01:56 PM
I heard a rumor that not only did Gordon defeat Ditka but he also defeated Hurricane Ditka.

DA BECKHAM! or should it be DA BECK!

veeter
08-07-2009, 02:02 PM
...David Beckham is becoming "that other Beckham"Along side the other Beckham drafted ahead of him.

thomas35forever
08-07-2009, 03:19 PM
...Don't Stop Believin' has been replaced as a team ballad.

SoxFan78
08-07-2009, 03:59 PM
... He is now the Bears starting Quarterback, KR/PR and Defensive back

southwstchi4life
08-07-2009, 04:01 PM
I met Beckham today at the chicago food depositary volunteer outing the Sox hosted today. On top of being a great player He seemed to be an incredibly nice guy.

tstrike2000
08-07-2009, 04:06 PM
Sox fans will automatically (except for some people I guess) not think of the soccer player first.

soxfan21
08-07-2009, 04:11 PM
When he wakes up in the morning he pees excellence. (Cant take credit for this one, a friend told me it).

Rohan
08-07-2009, 04:42 PM
... people make ridiculous threads like this :scratch:

palehozenychicty
08-07-2009, 04:43 PM
...that Flash is asking him for naming rights.

DumpJerry
08-07-2009, 04:44 PM
... people make ridiculous threads like this :scratch:
:scratch:? Ok, this will be the last time we force you to read a thread.

Rohan
08-07-2009, 04:47 PM
:scratch:? Ok, this will be the last time we force you to read a thread.

You didn't follow the rules of the thread!

Noir
08-07-2009, 04:47 PM
...that his face will be in every strip of bacon we eat for all eternity

slavko
08-07-2009, 05:52 PM
I think I saw his face on a tree stump.

all*star quentin
08-07-2009, 05:54 PM
Gordon Beckham is so good that...

I can't wait to change my username to all*star beckham :redneck

NDSox12
08-07-2009, 06:09 PM
When he wakes up in the morning he pees excellence. (Cant take credit for this one, a friend told me it).

Your friend got it from Talladega Nights.

manders_01
08-07-2009, 06:59 PM
...he made me obliviously to Da Bears!!! :shocked:

gobears1987
08-07-2009, 08:51 PM
... muslims are now eating bacon for breakfast.
this Jew is also eating bacon.:o: as is my dog Ozzie.

BoysMom3
08-07-2009, 09:04 PM
those girls on t.v. like him better than their Yoplait yogurt.

edited to add: and now they describe the Yoplait as "Beckham good."

esbrechtel
08-07-2009, 09:11 PM
Chuck Norris now wears Gordon PJs to bed.

:thumbsup:

samurai_sox
08-07-2009, 09:11 PM
Chuck Norris has come out claiming that he is really Beckham's father, when asked why Norris responded: "He's just too good to NOT be my long lost son."

esbrechtel
08-07-2009, 09:15 PM
...Your Love is the #1 downloaded song on iTunes.

october23sp
08-07-2009, 11:02 PM
... I'm going to sing "Your Love" at the talent show wearing my Beckham jersey.

Big D
08-07-2009, 11:15 PM
. . . girls who haven't even been born yet are working on their marriage proposals to Beckham while in the womb.

ChiSox81
08-08-2009, 02:51 AM
He is the best third baseman in the game

pudge
08-08-2009, 04:38 AM
...I no longer feel the need to copulate.

soxnut1018
08-08-2009, 06:42 PM
...if he joined WSI, the servers would explode.

Britt Burns
08-08-2009, 07:04 PM
....I just named my son after him, and he is 8 years old.

Jim Shorts
08-08-2009, 08:24 PM
...that we've forgotten how good TCQ was last year.

thomas35forever
08-08-2009, 08:51 PM
Bill Brasky found out Beckham was using "Your Love" as walk-up music, so he told his daughter at her wedding that was going to be the first song she and he husband would dance to or else. The song turned out to be more romantic than the Tom Jones song they had planned.

cornball
08-08-2009, 10:42 PM
The World's Most Interesting Man has given up Dos Equis and only drinks what Gordon Beckham tells him to drink.


We have a winner......very good!!

tacosalbarojas
08-08-2009, 11:57 PM
...that we've forgotten how good TCQ was last year.
The real winner right here.

WhiteSoxJunkie
08-10-2009, 08:53 PM
He has won the same lifetime achievement award twice.

october23sp
08-10-2009, 08:56 PM
... that when Rios called to ask about the #15, Beckham just stared him down. (through the phone)

OmahaSoxFan
08-12-2009, 09:31 PM
... that he crushed a ball so hard last June in the College World Series playing for Georgia, that it landed in the left field seats of U.S. Cellular Field almost one year later!

DonnieDarko
08-12-2009, 09:58 PM
...that I think my girlfriend loves him more than me.

:whiner:

OmahaSoxFan
08-12-2009, 10:01 PM
...that I think my girlfriend loves him more than me.

:whiner:

Don't worry, she doesn't have a chance "unless she's a little bit older."
:)

DonnieDarko
08-12-2009, 10:03 PM
Don't worry, she doesn't have a chance "unless she's a little bit older."
:)

She's 29. ;_;

bacon
08-12-2009, 10:35 PM
gordon beckham is so good that......i forgot how much nix sucks (another quality at bat from nix in the top of 2nd)

slavko
08-13-2009, 12:03 PM
gordon beckham is so good that......i forgot how much nix sucks (another quality at bat from nix in the top of 2nd)

Wrong thread for this line of thinking, but Nix wasn't ready to play baseball in that AB. (look at 2 center cut strikes, then wave at a bouncer) Hawk remarked later that Walker told him to swing at the first good pitch, which he did in later at bats. I'm thinking, why wasn't this said before the game, considering the pitcher?