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gobears1987
08-06-2009, 11:27 PM
I was listening to B&B while driving home from the game and they said Bartolo disappeared again? Is this true or are B&B just being clowns as usual? I figured I'd start the thread here since I don't really put Boers and Bernstein as reputable sources on anything.

BleacherBandit
08-06-2009, 11:32 PM
I was listening to B&B while driving home from the game and they said Bartolo disappeared again? Is this true or are B&B just being clowns as usual? I figured I'd start the thread here since I don't really put Boers and Bernstein as reputable sources on anything.

I don't trust B&B as well, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was true. Bartolo is kinda sketchy.

slavko
08-06-2009, 11:41 PM
Which one said it? Did he give a source?

DSpivack
08-06-2009, 11:51 PM
http://blogs.suntimes.com/whitesox/2009/08/have_you_seen_this_man.html

Man, is he ugly.

GoGoCrede
08-07-2009, 12:12 AM
http://blogs.suntimes.com/whitesox/2009/08/have_you_seen_this_man.html

Man, is he ugly.

I usually don't talk about people's looks, but man alive, I was not expecting it to be that big (that's what she said).

DumpJerry
08-07-2009, 12:13 AM
It's touched on in this (http://www.whitesoxinteractive.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=114390) thread. But it does deserve its own thread.

MarkZ35
08-07-2009, 12:16 AM
Maybe he knows what is best for the team. I don't know if I really trust this information but it wouldn't surprise me one bit.

gobears1987
08-07-2009, 12:41 AM
Bartolo has the beginnings of a uni-brow forming. Yikes that's an unflattering picture of him.

DSpivack
08-07-2009, 12:50 AM
Bartolo has the beginnings of a uni-brow forming. Yikes that's an unflattering picture of him.

I'm somewhat off-put by Cowley [or, more likely an editor or whomever posted that entry] choosing such a large picture of Bartolo. Completely unnecessary.

dakuda
08-07-2009, 05:57 AM
That article doesn't sound like they can't find him. It sounds like they don't know where he belongs. Ozzie just said that he wasn't in Chicago and that he won't seen him back there for at least 20 days. No quotes on him actually being MIA again.

Viva Medias B's
08-07-2009, 08:15 AM
Why are we wasting time with Bartolo? I say he should be outright released.

gobears1987
08-07-2009, 09:09 AM
Why are we wasting time with Bartolo? I say he should be outright released.
I'd be inclined to agree with you here.

Gammons Peter
08-07-2009, 09:20 AM
I'm somewhat off-put by Cowley [or, more likely an editor or whomever posted that entry] choosing such a large picture of Bartolo. Completely unnecessary.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Cowley

The Milkman
08-07-2009, 09:40 AM
Bartolo has the beginnings of a uni-brow forming. Yikes that's an unflattering picture of him.

No, that is a unibrow.

gobears1987
08-07-2009, 10:00 AM
I'm somewhat off-put by Cowley [or, more likely an editor or whomever posted that entry] choosing such a large picture of Bartolo. Completely unnecessary.
It's probably an editor's call. IIRC writers often don't write the headline or choose the pictures and captions that accompany their articles.

RedHeadPaleHoser
08-07-2009, 10:54 AM
Well there was an eclipse the other night.....maybe he's in orbit.

southside rocks
08-07-2009, 11:56 AM
Is it wrong of me to hope that he isn't located until November?

doublem23
08-07-2009, 12:29 PM
Is it wrong of me to hope that he isn't located until November?

I don't care when he's found, just as long as it's nowhere near Chicago.

MeteorsSox4367
08-07-2009, 12:37 PM
Just keep his big ass off any American League mound and I'll be happy.

getonbckthr
08-07-2009, 01:12 PM
Can a good photoshopper crop Colon onto a "Where in the World is Carmen San Diego" picture?

LITTLE NELL
08-07-2009, 01:59 PM
Rumors of a Colon sighting at the Heart Attack Grill in Phoenix Arizona.

Frater Perdurabo
08-07-2009, 03:23 PM
He has been located at a Jack in the Box in St. George, Utah. Astronomers determined he was the cause of a mysterious eclipse and a change in the Earth's orbit.

tstrike2000
08-07-2009, 03:54 PM
Who cares what the guy looks like, as long as he can help the team. Since he can't, the Sox may just cut their losses. Freddy isn't the answer either at this point as he's pitching in the advanced rookie league trying to build arm stength.

Rohan
08-08-2009, 03:11 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Cowley
/
Joe Cowley hates Canada?

gr8mexico
08-08-2009, 06:05 PM
He dissapeared into Fat air. :D:

#1swisher
08-09-2009, 01:52 PM
Who cares what the guy looks like, as long as he can help the team. Since he can't, the Sox may just cut their losses. Freddy isn't the answer either at this point as he's pitching in the advanced rookie league trying to build arm stength.

per Chuck Garfein, today 8.9 "Bartolo Colon, will likely not be back"

SBSoxFan
08-09-2009, 02:58 PM
He dissapeared into Fat air. :D:

:roflmao:

gobears1987
08-11-2009, 02:03 PM
One of our submarines, a Bartolo, was last reported in the area of Charlotte. We have not heard from him for some time.

http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsJ/8969-9042.gif

"Andrei, you've lost another submarine?"


I'm a bit of a Tom Clancy fan:redneck (book is still better)

soltrain21
08-11-2009, 02:33 PM
Hey - is it cool if I make a fat joke, too?
:rolleyes:

GoGoCrede
08-11-2009, 02:37 PM
Hey - is it cool if I make a fat joke, too?
:rolleyes:

You mean you didn't laugh at the same joke over and over again?

Pear-Zin-Ski
08-11-2009, 07:47 PM
Bartolo is fat!!!1!!!!!1!!11 :bandance:





yeeeah...we got that....

gobears1987
08-12-2009, 01:00 AM
Bartolo is fat!!!1!!!!!1!!11 :bandance:





yeeeah...we got that....


In keeping with my new sig...

He's bigger than a regular Typhoon class submarine!


(that's 48,000 tons submerged or about half the displacement of a Nimitz class CVN for those who aren't versed in subs)