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voodoochile
06-07-2009, 11:33 PM
Sometimes when you don't expect to win or you're struggling to make something happen, the best answer is to come out swinging.

Starting tomorrow, here's hoping the Sox stomp some kittens...

chisoxfanatic
06-07-2009, 11:34 PM
Nothing less than a 5-game sweep will make me happy.

JB98
06-07-2009, 11:38 PM
The Sox have played well against Detroit for several years now. The Tigers have been the cure for ills in the past. Let's hope that's what takes place again over these next four days.

chisoxfanatic
06-07-2009, 11:40 PM
Who else thinks at least one of these games will get rained out? That seems to always happen when Detroit comes to town.

DirtySox
06-07-2009, 11:40 PM
The Sox generally win when I'm at class, and tomorrow summer classes begin. I'll be following a win on my phone instead of learning I'm quite sure.

ChiSoxGirl
06-07-2009, 11:41 PM
Who else thinks at least one of these games will get rained out? That seems to always happen when Detroit comes to town.

Well, it's supposed to rain for the better part of tomorrow....

chisoxfanatic
06-07-2009, 11:44 PM
Well, it's supposed to rain for the better part of tomorrow....
I think the day game will get in. Accuweather shows rain in the late morning and, sun and mid-70s during the entire span of the game, and then more rain in the early evening. I'm not so sure they will get the nightcap in...Maybe that might be not so bad considering that game is when Jose Contreras is supposed to pitch.

JB98
06-07-2009, 11:46 PM
Well, it's supposed to rain for the better part of tomorrow....

But look on the bright side: If they get a rainout, they may not need to use Contreras in this series. :D:

SoxFan1979
06-08-2009, 12:35 AM
Sometimes when you don't expect to win or you're struggling to make something happen, the best answer is to come out swinging.

Starting tomorrow, here's hoping the Sox stomp some kittens...

I swig a shot of Rum to that brother :gulp:

ChiSoxGirl
06-08-2009, 12:48 AM
But look on the bright side: If they get a rainout, they may not need to use Contreras in this series. :D:

Am I the only one on this board who didn't know Contreras is set to pitch the night cap? :scratch:

GoGoCrede
06-08-2009, 12:49 AM
Am I the only one on this board who didn't know Contreras is set to pitch the night cap? :scratch:

Hell, I had no idea tomorrow was a doubleheader!

ChiSoxGirl
06-08-2009, 12:50 AM
Hell, I had no idea tomorrow was a doubleheader!

Yikes! You're in worse shape than I am then! :wink:

JB98
06-08-2009, 12:50 AM
Am I the only one on this board who didn't know Contreras is set to pitch the night cap? :scratch:

Jen, Contreras is set to pitch the nightcap. Now you know. :tongue:

Maybe he'll surprise us and be better than the struggling Colon.

chisoxfanatic
06-08-2009, 12:50 AM
Am I the only one on this board who didn't know Contreras is set to pitch the night cap? :scratch:
Don Cooper mentioned it during his show this evening. That's where I heard it.

GoGoCrede
06-08-2009, 12:51 AM
Yikes! You're in worse shape than I am then! :wink:

But now I can watch baseball all day tomorrow. :gulp:And go the ballpark on Tuesday to see Buehrle pitch.

DrCrawdad
06-08-2009, 12:53 AM
Sometimes when you don't expect to win or you're struggling to make something happen, the best answer is to come out swinging.

Starting tomorrow, here's hoping the Sox stomp some kittens...

After last week, I'm ready for a new week and a return to the team that kicked butt on the last road trip.

voodoochile
06-08-2009, 12:54 AM
After last week, I'm ready for a new week and a return to the team that kicked butt on the last road trip.

Me 2...

Hopefully we can find a burlap sack and a couple of lead weights and solve this kitten problem...

PalehosePlanet
06-08-2009, 12:56 AM
Who else thinks at least one of these games will get rained out? That seems to always happen when Detroit comes to town.

Actually we could use a rain out right about now. Maybe a day off can refresh the team.

ChiSoxGirl
06-08-2009, 12:57 AM
But now I can watch baseball all day tomorrow. :gulp:And go the ballpark on Tuesday to see Buehrle pitch.

Hey, you and me both! I'm stoked that the games are on WGN and WCIU, respectively, tomorrow, and even more stoked that I get to see Buehrls on Tuesday!

chisoxfanatic
06-08-2009, 01:02 AM
Jen, Contreras is set to pitch the nightcap. Now you know. :tongue:

Maybe he'll surprise us and be better than the struggling Colon.
I think a certain someone is lagging in the AL Central thread regarding a certain team from the Land of 10,000 Losers.

JB98
06-08-2009, 01:05 AM
I think a certain someone is lagging in the AL Central thread regarding a certain team from the Land of 10,000 Losers.

Ah, ****. I forgot about that. Bartolo Colon put me in such a bad mood this afternoon. :mad:

ChiSoxGirl
06-08-2009, 01:11 AM
Jen, Contreras is set to pitch the nightcap. Now you know. :tongue:

Maybe he'll surprise us and be better than the struggling Colon.

Thanks for cluing me in! :wink:

thomas35forever
06-08-2009, 01:13 AM
The Sox generally win when I'm at class, and tomorrow summer classes begin. I'll be following a win on my phone instead of learning I'm quite sure.
I'll be taking my Biology final when the first game begins tomorrow. Maybe that's another sign of things to come.

chisoxfanatic
06-08-2009, 01:19 AM
Ah, ****. I forgot about that. Bartolo Colon put me in such a bad mood this afternoon. :mad:
I think Jen needs to modify her TBGR just a little bit. At a Sox board I used to post at, we referred to Bartolo Colon as "Tub 'O Goo." This was back in 2003.

JB98
06-08-2009, 01:21 AM
I think Jen needs to modify her TBGR just a little bit. At a Sox board I used to post at, we referred to Bartolo Colon as "Tub 'O Goo." This was back in 2003.

I've always preferred "Fatolo." I wish the 2003 Colon would reappear. 2003 Fatolo was a pretty reliable pitcher, unlike the current version.

All right, enough of that hijack....**** DETROIT! Go Sox!

chisoxfanatic
06-08-2009, 01:29 AM
I've got tickets to 3 of the games in this series. I'd love to get a "De-Troit Sucks!" chant going...I don't want to have to wait until I'm back at the United Center to do that.

Domeshot17
06-08-2009, 08:51 AM
We have to play well, if we lose 4 or 5 it is the season.

ode to veeck
06-08-2009, 09:39 AM
sweep them kitties today

Britt Burns
06-08-2009, 09:51 AM
Has it been announced who we will send down once Contreras is called up?

ChiSoxFan81
06-08-2009, 10:40 AM
Who else thinks at least one of these games will get rained out? That seems to always happen when Detroit comes to town.

qft

voodoochile
06-08-2009, 10:47 AM
With apologies to Eminem...

Now everybody from the 312
Put your mother ****ing hands up and scream WOOHOO
Everybody from the 312
Put your mother ****ing hands up…look, look

Now while they stand tough
Notice that the kittens did not have their hands up
This first place's got you gassed up
Now who's afraid of the itty bitty kitten
1, 2, 3 and to the 4
1cat, 2cat, 3cat, 4
5cat, 6cat, 7cat, 8
9cat 10 cat their all fakes
These guys ain't no mother-****in' champs,
First place team because the other teams can't,
I'm a white Sox, I'm a bum
I play in a crappy stadium
My boy Fields ain't no Beckham.
We do got pitcher named Colon
Pitches like he got shot with his own gun,
We did get jumped, by all nine of you chumps
Magglio took a dump in my toilet
I'm still standin' here screamin' "**** DETROIT!"
Don't never try to beat me dude
You don't know what the **** I've been through
But I know something about you
You tried to buy it,spent like a fool
Now you look like total tools
These guys are winners? Got some guy named Curtis
And Curtis thinks the kittens can hurt us
But we're the White Sox our fans don't desert us
These guys don't wanna battle, they can't
'Cause ain’t no such things as half-way champs'
They're scared to death, that's all there is to it
Here come the White Sox, **** Detroit

**** that ****, we gonna stomp some kittens
**** Maggs, **** Miguel, **** Jimmy and Inge
**** y'all if you doubt me
I'm a ****ing Sox fan, I say it proudly
And **** this battle, only one team fighting
Steal first place and be gone like lightning.

DSpivack
06-08-2009, 11:43 AM
With apologies to Eminem...

Now everybody from the 312
Put your mother ****ing hands up and scream WOOHOO
Everybody from the 312
Put your mother ****ing hands up…look, look

Now while they stand tough
Notice that the kittens did not have their hands up
This first place's got you gassed up
Now who's afraid of the itty bitty kitten
1, 2, 3 and to the 4
1cat, 2cat, 3cat, 4
5cat, 6cat, 7cat, 8
9cat 10 cat their all fakes
These guys ain't no mother-****in' champs,
First place team because the other teams can't,
I'm a white Sox, I'm a bum
I play in a crappy stadium
My boy Fields ain't no Beckham.
We do got pitcher named Colon
Pitches like he got shot with his own gun,
We did get jumped, by all nine of you chumps
Magglio took a dump in my toilet
I'm still standin' here screamin' "**** DETROIT!"
Don't never try to beat me dude
You don't know what the **** I've been through
But I know something about you
You tried to buy it,spent like a fool
Now you look like total tools
These guys are winners? Got some guy named Curtis
And Curtis thinks the kittens can hurt us
But we're the White Sox our fans don't desert us
These guys don't wanna battle, they can't
'Cause ain’t no such things as half-way champs'
They're scared to death, that's all there is to it
Here come the White Sox, **** Detroit

**** that ****, we gonna stomp some kittens
**** Maggs, **** Miguel, **** Jimmy and Inge
**** y'all if you doubt me
I'm a ****ing Sox fan, I say it proudly
And **** this battle, only one team fighting
Steal first place and be gone like lightning.

:rolling::thumbsup:

Well done, sir.
Well done.

SoxGirl4Life
06-08-2009, 11:57 AM
With apologies to Eminem...

Now everybody from the 312
Put your mother ****ing hands up and scream WOOHOO
Everybody from the 312
Put your mother ****ing hands up…look, look

Now while they stand tough
Notice that the kittens did not have their hands up
This first place's got you gassed up
Now who's afraid of the itty bitty kitten
1, 2, 3 and to the 4
1cat, 2cat, 3cat, 4
5cat, 6cat, 7cat, 8
9cat 10 cat their all fakes
These guys ain't no mother-****in' champs,
First place team because the other teams can't,
I'm a white Sox, I'm a bum
I play in a crappy stadium
My boy Fields ain't no Beckham.
We do got pitcher named Colon
Pitches like he got shot with his own gun,
We did get jumped, by all nine of you chumps
Magglio took a dump in my toilet
I'm still standin' here screamin' "**** DETROIT!"
Don't never try to beat me dude
You don't know what the **** I've been through
But I know something about you
You tried to buy it,spent like a fool
Now you look like total tools
These guys are winners? Got some guy named Curtis
And Curtis thinks the kittens can hurt us
But we're the White Sox our fans don't desert us
These guys don't wanna battle, they can't
'Cause ain’t no such things as half-way champs'
They're scared to death, that's all there is to it
Here come the White Sox, **** Detroit

**** that ****, we gonna stomp some kittens
**** Maggs, **** Miguel, **** Jimmy and Inge
**** y'all if you doubt me
I'm a ****ing Sox fan, I say it proudly
And **** this battle, only one team fighting
Steal first place and be gone like lightning.

Amen!

chisoxfanatic
06-08-2009, 06:00 PM
With apologies to Eminem...

Now everybody from the 312
Put your mother ****ing hands up and scream WOOHOO
Everybody from the 312
Put your mother ****ing hands up…look, look

Now while they stand tough
Notice that the kittens did not have their hands up
This first place's got you gassed up
Now who's afraid of the itty bitty kitten
1, 2, 3 and to the 4
1cat, 2cat, 3cat, 4
5cat, 6cat, 7cat, 8
9cat 10 cat their all fakes
These guys ain't no mother-****in' champs,
First place team because the other teams can't,
I'm a white Sox, I'm a bum
I play in a crappy stadium
My boy Fields ain't no Beckham.
We do got pitcher named Colon
Pitches like he got shot with his own gun,
We did get jumped, by all nine of you chumps
Magglio took a dump in my toilet
I'm still standin' here screamin' "**** DETROIT!"
Don't never try to beat me dude
You don't know what the **** I've been through
But I know something about you
You tried to buy it,spent like a fool
Now you look like total tools
These guys are winners? Got some guy named Curtis
And Curtis thinks the kittens can hurt us
But we're the White Sox our fans don't desert us
These guys don't wanna battle, they can't
'Cause ain’t no such things as half-way champs'
They're scared to death, that's all there is to it
Here come the White Sox, **** Detroit

**** that ****, we gonna stomp some kittens
**** Maggs, **** Miguel, **** Jimmy and Inge
**** y'all if you doubt me
I'm a ****ing Sox fan, I say it proudly
And **** this battle, only one team fighting
Steal first place and be gone like lightning.
I don't know what song that's supposed to emulate, but it looks pretty damn good to me!

DSpivack
06-08-2009, 07:09 PM
I don't know what song that's supposed to emulate, but it looks pretty damn good to me!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSzAb34Ub-M

Caution: Language

From the film 8 Mile