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rdwj
04-20-2009, 08:12 PM
I don't know how old this is, but I thought it was kinda funny and worth sharing....

A student of proctology is in the morgue one day after
classes, getting a little practice in before the final
exams. He goes over to a table where a body is lying face
down. He uncovers the sheet over the body, and to his
surprise he finds a cork in the corpse's rectum.

Figuring that this is fairly unusual, he pulls the cork out,
and to his surprise, the rectum starts singing, "Hey Chicago
what do you say... the Cubs are gonna" The student is
amazed, and places the cork back in the backside. The music
stops.

Totally freaked out, the student calls the Medical Examiner
over to the corpse. "Look at this, this is really
something," the student tells the examiner as he pulls the
cork back out again. "Hey Chicago what do you say... the
Cubs are gonna"

So what? " the Medical Examiner replies, obviously
unimpressed with the students discovery. "But isn't that the
most amazing thing you've ever seen?" asked the student. Are
you kidding?" replied the Examiner, "I've heard hundreds of
*******s sing that stupid song."

Thome_Fan
04-20-2009, 08:26 PM
:redneck I laughed.

GlassSox
04-20-2009, 09:22 PM
:clap:

BadBobbyJenks
04-21-2009, 12:55 AM
I have not seen that before, thanks for the laugh.

RadioheadRocks
04-21-2009, 01:45 AM
:rolling:

ozzman
04-21-2009, 08:35 AM
what do the cubs and yankees have in common?









neither team has won a world series in their new stadium :)

doublem23
04-21-2009, 08:36 AM
what do the cubs and yankees have in common?









neither team has won a world series in their new stadium :)

Now that's pretty funny.

ChiSoxFan81
04-21-2009, 09:21 AM
I thought the Cubs were the joke. Anyways, a good one to pull out at parties(if you have a pack of cigarettes handy): Pull the cellophane off the bottom of the pack, and set it down on a table (open side down). Then ask if anyone knows what it is. Tell them it's the Cubs' trophy case.

WhiteSoxRich
04-21-2009, 09:44 AM
I thought the Cubs were the joke. Anyways, a good one to pull out at parties(if you have a pack of cigarettes handy): Pull the cellophane off the bottom of the pack, and set it down on a table (open side down). Then ask if anyone knows what it is. Tell them it's the Cubs' trophy case.

You can also use a clear empty glass

DrCrawdad
04-21-2009, 11:51 AM
There is a Cubs/Cardinals joke, PM me for it...

:)

SSrep
04-21-2009, 12:46 PM
How many losers does it take to flip a car over?





I guess we'll find out if the cubs ever win the world series

chisox77
04-21-2009, 03:58 PM
what do the cubs and yankees have in common?









neither team has won a world series in their new stadium :)

That is priceless!!!

Iwritecode
04-21-2009, 04:19 PM
what do the cubs and yankees have in common?









neither team has won a world series in their new stadium :)

That joke used to be the Cubs and Cardinals. But the Cards had to go and screw up the joke in 2006. :D:

WheresLyleMouton
04-21-2009, 10:06 PM
Good ones tonight... Kudos.:roidduck

WS in 05
04-22-2009, 01:17 AM
:kneeslap::rolling:
How many losers does it take to flip a car over?





I guess we'll find out if the cubs ever win the world series