View Full Version : Paulie Good Vibes Thread

Carolina Kenny
07-29-2008, 02:52 PM
Paulie needs our help and good vibes.

Positive vibrations to help him get his head out of his keep his head on straight.

So here are mine: Konerko Gives Me A Bonerko.

Feel free to add yours.

07-29-2008, 02:55 PM
Paulie makes me want to bang my head against a Wallie!

07-29-2008, 03:13 PM
I was at game 2 of the 2005 World Series.

07-29-2008, 03:24 PM
Paul-eeeee... Paul-eeeeeee... Paul-eeeeeeeee!

I'd love to see the big guy turn things around starting tonight. :D:

07-29-2008, 03:43 PM
Bring back the gangsta-lean Paulie.

07-29-2008, 03:55 PM
Paulie, we want to see you trotting again. :cool:

07-29-2008, 04:25 PM
Paulie wear Toby Hall's pant tonight.

Jimmy Piersall
07-29-2008, 04:34 PM
Paulie,try ****ting all over the OTHER team tonight !...ok,not so
positive with that one but let's hope for the best.

07-29-2008, 05:47 PM
One hit Paulie...That's all we ask...1 hit per game

07-29-2008, 05:53 PM
Lots of guys have brilliant careers as situational pinch hitters!

07-30-2008, 02:00 PM
Paulie you're my pick to click today...(make it every game):D:

Chicken Dinner
07-30-2008, 02:16 PM
Pretty hard to get behind the guy with the worst batting average on the team. Juan can even hit better!

07-30-2008, 04:46 PM
You cahn dew eit!!!

It's Dankerific
07-30-2008, 04:52 PM
I don't want to ruin the movie, The Last Starfighter, for you, but here's to hoping that PK is really Centauri.

07-30-2008, 04:59 PM
Get your **** together Paulie, please???

Thigpen "57"
07-30-2008, 06:07 PM
Dear Mr. Pauie Konerko,

Here is to hoping you have the purest, blankest, and most whitest(not racial) thoughts of sunbeams, bunnies, and bon bons. May you experience the utmost sense of peace in your dealings of that little white ball as it moves ever so gracefully into your wheelhouse. May you then proceed to unload the most powerful an perfectly placed swing of your career, as you have shown us so many times in the past. Do not allow the demons of Pessimisto to flounder within that balding cranium. You have now been freed Mr. Konerko. flourish and prosper on that baseball field, even if you really don't need all that money anymore.


A lifelong Sox fan who dearly misses your clutch, albeit streaky, performances.

07-30-2008, 06:07 PM
I think it's funny that a Paulie good vibes thread has only 14 posts. Shows you how many feel about him right now. If you don't have anything nice to say....

I think they should order Paulie to bunt his first two times up. Maybe that will force him to watch the ball onto the bat. Hey, I'm willing try anything, no matter how stupid it sounds.

07-30-2008, 06:29 PM
I think it's funny that a Paulie good vibes thread has only 14 posts.

Not to mention, a lot of the posts are sarcasm.

07-30-2008, 10:50 PM
It will be funny to see what they say when they say it when he does do what he does!

07-30-2008, 10:53 PM
Paulie needs to look at his pay check!

Chicken Dinner
07-31-2008, 09:26 AM
Paulie needs to look at his pay check!

I think he has direct deposit. :D:

07-31-2008, 09:30 AM
Come on Paulie. I know you can. I know you can. I know you can decide whether to keep the goatee or not.....