Frater Perdurabo
07-26-2008, 09:59 AM
Fields looks like a turtle trying to cover 3rd.
I started :rolling: when I saw this post.
See the resemblance?
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:13g6JK18OPN50M:http://www.waynet.org/waynet/spotlight/2004/images/07/turtle_back.jpg (http://www.waynet.org/waynet/spotlight/2004/images/07/turtle_back.jpg)
But then it got me thinking: What animal would various Sox players be?
Paulie has been compared to a three-toed sloth on the basepaths.
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:pU4uxP36f80IvM:http://www.fotoil.com/Images/sloth2-r3-wm.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.fotoil.com/Images/sloth2-r3-wm.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.fotoil.com/sloth2-r3.html&h=413&w=550&sz=136&hl=en&start=1&um=1&tbnid=pU4uxP36f80IvM:&tbnh=100&tbnw=133&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dthree%2Btoed%2Bsloth%26um%3D1%26hl%3D en%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DX)
Right now he's Pepe La Pew:
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:8mLirupW4KYbPM:http://tig.mu.nu/archives/Pepe.gif (http://tig.mu.nu/archives/Pepe.gif)
BA's defense has been described as like that of a gazelle:
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:NiaJYmmuduyhBM:http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/animals/images/primary/gazelle.jpg (http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/animals/images/primary/gazelle.jpg)
His critics might maintain that he's a dik dik, though:
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:bqVxxz8_5kTHGM:http://www.cedcc.psu.edu/khanjan/ccKenya/035_Dik%2520Dik%2520%28Pocket%2520sized%2520antelo pe%29.JPG (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.cedcc.psu.edu/khanjan/ccKenya/035_Dik%2520Dik%2520%28Pocket%2520sized%2520antelo pe%29.JPG&imgrefurl=http://www.cedcc.psu.edu/khanjan/ccKenya/best_of_kenya.htm&h=768&w=1024&sz=429&hl=en&start=3&um=1&tbnid=bqVxxz8_5kTHGM:&tbnh=113&tbnw=150&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddik%2Bdik%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client %3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN)
Opponents probably think AJ is as annoying as a horsefly.
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:vIjDH1KccA9cBM:http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff16/mafihotz/horsefly.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff16/mafihotz/horsefly.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.tutztutz.com/2008/02/10-most-unique-insects/&h=511&w=560&sz=50&hl=en&start=5&um=1&tbnid=vIjDH1KccA9cBM:&tbnh=121&tbnw=133&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dhorse%2Bfly%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26clie nt%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DX)
This was Jermaine Dye during the top of the ninth last night:
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:T-6CmsArW-9XsM:http://images.smarter.com/blogs/grizzly.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://images.smarter.com/blogs/grizzly.jpg&imgrefurl=http://blogs.smarter.com/outdoors/tag/Grizzly-Trivia&h=1200&w=1600&sz=142&hl=en&start=2&um=1&tbnid=T-6CmsArW-9XsM:&tbnh=113&tbnw=150&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgrizzly%2Bbear%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26c lient%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN)
I started :rolling: when I saw this post.
See the resemblance?
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:13g6JK18OPN50M:http://www.waynet.org/waynet/spotlight/2004/images/07/turtle_back.jpg (http://www.waynet.org/waynet/spotlight/2004/images/07/turtle_back.jpg)
But then it got me thinking: What animal would various Sox players be?
Paulie has been compared to a three-toed sloth on the basepaths.
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:pU4uxP36f80IvM:http://www.fotoil.com/Images/sloth2-r3-wm.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.fotoil.com/Images/sloth2-r3-wm.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.fotoil.com/sloth2-r3.html&h=413&w=550&sz=136&hl=en&start=1&um=1&tbnid=pU4uxP36f80IvM:&tbnh=100&tbnw=133&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dthree%2Btoed%2Bsloth%26um%3D1%26hl%3D en%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DX)
Right now he's Pepe La Pew:
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:8mLirupW4KYbPM:http://tig.mu.nu/archives/Pepe.gif (http://tig.mu.nu/archives/Pepe.gif)
BA's defense has been described as like that of a gazelle:
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:NiaJYmmuduyhBM:http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/animals/images/primary/gazelle.jpg (http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/animals/images/primary/gazelle.jpg)
His critics might maintain that he's a dik dik, though:
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:bqVxxz8_5kTHGM:http://www.cedcc.psu.edu/khanjan/ccKenya/035_Dik%2520Dik%2520%28Pocket%2520sized%2520antelo pe%29.JPG (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.cedcc.psu.edu/khanjan/ccKenya/035_Dik%2520Dik%2520%28Pocket%2520sized%2520antelo pe%29.JPG&imgrefurl=http://www.cedcc.psu.edu/khanjan/ccKenya/best_of_kenya.htm&h=768&w=1024&sz=429&hl=en&start=3&um=1&tbnid=bqVxxz8_5kTHGM:&tbnh=113&tbnw=150&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddik%2Bdik%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client %3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN)
Opponents probably think AJ is as annoying as a horsefly.
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:vIjDH1KccA9cBM:http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff16/mafihotz/horsefly.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff16/mafihotz/horsefly.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.tutztutz.com/2008/02/10-most-unique-insects/&h=511&w=560&sz=50&hl=en&start=5&um=1&tbnid=vIjDH1KccA9cBM:&tbnh=121&tbnw=133&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dhorse%2Bfly%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26clie nt%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DX)
This was Jermaine Dye during the top of the ninth last night:
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:T-6CmsArW-9XsM:http://images.smarter.com/blogs/grizzly.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://images.smarter.com/blogs/grizzly.jpg&imgrefurl=http://blogs.smarter.com/outdoors/tag/Grizzly-Trivia&h=1200&w=1600&sz=142&hl=en&start=2&um=1&tbnid=T-6CmsArW-9XsM:&tbnh=113&tbnw=150&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgrizzly%2Bbear%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26c lient%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN)