"Those d@mn Smut Sox!

[Pete_SSAC]

:moron
"At least my Cubs fans don't cheer when Matt Morris' head is almost taken off by a pitch. Oh, wait..."

[Pete_SSAC]

Based on a true event:

:chimp
"Hey look Joe, there's a horsefly in the booth.

:carter
"Yes Chip, I read somewhere that they are attracted to the smell of death. So they must love it here in the Friendly Confides."

:chimp
"Wait, you mean to tell me you can READ?"