View Full Version : "Those d@mn Smut Sox!

05-08-2002, 03:41 PM
"At least my Cubs fans don't cheer when Matt Morris' head is almost taken off by a pitch. Oh, wait..."

05-08-2002, 04:20 PM
Based on a true event:

"Hey look Joe, there's a horsefly in the booth.

"Yes Chip, I read somewhere that they are attracted to the smell of death. So they must love it here in the Friendly Confides."

"Wait, you mean to tell me you can READ?"