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Pete_SSAC
05-08-2002, 02:41 PM
:moron
"At least my Cubs fans don't cheer when Matt Morris' head is almost taken off by a pitch. Oh, wait..."

Pete_SSAC
05-08-2002, 03:20 PM
Based on a true event:

:chimp
"Hey look Joe, there's a horsefly in the booth.

:carter
"Yes Chip, I read somewhere that they are attracted to the smell of death. So they must love it here in the Friendly Confides."

:chimp
"Wait, you mean to tell me you can READ?"