View Full Version : The Latest Word!!!!

06-16-2008, 04:05 PM
With the thunder clouds of the rockies
in the past, we still are risen in first place
to cub fans i say it must sucketh to HAVE
to be 20 games over to lead by 3.5
where our Brothas of the south district
are 7 ova .500 and 4 and 1 half games ahead

THE bucs of the steel town, head into our
fortress of fantasism, to take on our guys
Have no fear, have no worry, my fellow soxens
We shall rise up and with a might
stronger than Hancock tossing a whale

We will fullfill our duty to the Baseball elite
above, who are boldly cheering our victories
and testing us with a FEW FEW losses
All on to plowing our path thru baseball
and landing in Da promised land-a

With six games with the fornicators of futility
in the next two weekends, we will play our best
and soundly manipulate the fornicators to humility
once again claiming the throne of Chitowns best
The best is a yet to come, my sox faithful

The dark clouds will be abundant for a while
but i command yee to nary put an ear to their ramblings
for you have Da Word of Da Reverand
to have faith and Belief in.
My Word directed from The Baseball Gods Is supreme

Yes it will be tough, but we shall prevail
and kiss the turf of the Empire known as Champions
Remember the sweet nectar of 05
And triple it, to make it the Sweeetest taste of All
And watch as Da Siiners of Da Urinal Ministry
Are thrown to the Demons of Their Collective fate

The word According to Da Rev

06-16-2008, 04:29 PM
"...our fortress of fantasism..."

I like it.


hi im skot
06-16-2008, 04:44 PM
This is ****ing awesome. One of the best yet.

We shall rise up and with a might
stronger than Hancock tossing a whale


06-16-2008, 05:38 PM
I'm sure TCQ can do this, he just chooses not to. :redneck


06-19-2008, 02:11 PM

"Fornicators of futility? Nattering nabobs of negativity? I can taste that nectar already, Feisty!"