soxwon
06-07-2008, 10:29 PM
The Ultimate dream
I Had a Dream- Yes My Flock Da Rev had a dreamAnd i woke up with Tears of Joy-a streaming Down-a
I dreamt i saw an October Sky, Sunny as a July Day
Unusual for late Octoba-But Proufounda
I visioned The sun, Etched with words
The media called it a sign from heaven
I agreed a sign from Baseball Heaven
The words shined like three hundred suns
The White Sox- 2008 World Champions
The letters were dark black- as it Shined on Chicago
Like laser beams from Da Baseball Gods
It etched into everything Solid
Our day had come for all to see
of course I Da reverand saw it in Spring Training
There Werte Naysayers and Dark Clouds
Screaming Fire Ozzie Fire Walker Fire Williams
But in Da Long Run- It came to be
Our men in Black, Celebrated ANOTHER world Title
The Baseball world was astounded
At THe Ease Of our Climb, Conquerment and World Run
Media writers- HAD to write how astonishing it happened
And low and Behold- One particular verbal anti Sox Writer
Was found with a self inflicted hole in his Temple
]As the Sox fans celebrated in their Temple-US CELLULAR
Cub fans cried and Dug there own Graves
killing themselves as they witnesse
The demise of the Winningest team in baseball
Only to lose in the first round of da playoffs
Meanwhile Da Sox Stormed thru minnesota
Leaving Minneapolis frozen in September
Detyroit fell into lake Erie, like an earquake
And cleveland, went up in Flames- Never to be heard from again
Weather Experts are calling it- Not Global Warming
But White Sox Warming, That melted opponents bats like lava
Baseball Historians called it the most visually destructive
Season in basenball history- As the Sox Litterally destroyed every team
The 08 Sox team will be considered one of the alltime Greatest
And you my Fans, My Friends My Flock
Will pump our fists proudly and holler with extasy
As Your Team, will see the path, conquer and Destroy
It is a message from Da Baseball Gods
And if you ignore it, NOW, You will be joining
THe blue pajama clad losers of Da North Side
As they rot in there self dug graves
America witnesses on ESPN
Da Cubs get enialated in the first round-a
And as the final out occurs
A collective Snot from Da Gods
Engulfs Wrigley field
and its idiotic fans, and just like that
they descend into the Abyss
Disintegrating before all who witness
Da White Sox must be Believed in now!
Cant you see it? It is ours for the Taking
So rejoice in the abbolishment of Da Twins
Then Detrot, and the N.L. and the rape of the Cubs
Its written in Baseball heaven History
So climb on The White Sox Ark Of Triumph
and Witness the Greatest Season EVER
Bless you my flock- See you at the Park
DA Reverand
Look for my sign On Tv at Sundays Sox Game
I Had a Dream- Yes My Flock Da Rev had a dreamAnd i woke up with Tears of Joy-a streaming Down-a
I dreamt i saw an October Sky, Sunny as a July Day
Unusual for late Octoba-But Proufounda
I visioned The sun, Etched with words
The media called it a sign from heaven
I agreed a sign from Baseball Heaven
The words shined like three hundred suns
The White Sox- 2008 World Champions
The letters were dark black- as it Shined on Chicago
Like laser beams from Da Baseball Gods
It etched into everything Solid
Our day had come for all to see
of course I Da reverand saw it in Spring Training
There Werte Naysayers and Dark Clouds
Screaming Fire Ozzie Fire Walker Fire Williams
But in Da Long Run- It came to be
Our men in Black, Celebrated ANOTHER world Title
The Baseball world was astounded
At THe Ease Of our Climb, Conquerment and World Run
Media writers- HAD to write how astonishing it happened
And low and Behold- One particular verbal anti Sox Writer
Was found with a self inflicted hole in his Temple
]As the Sox fans celebrated in their Temple-US CELLULAR
Cub fans cried and Dug there own Graves
killing themselves as they witnesse
The demise of the Winningest team in baseball
Only to lose in the first round of da playoffs
Meanwhile Da Sox Stormed thru minnesota
Leaving Minneapolis frozen in September
Detyroit fell into lake Erie, like an earquake
And cleveland, went up in Flames- Never to be heard from again
Weather Experts are calling it- Not Global Warming
But White Sox Warming, That melted opponents bats like lava
Baseball Historians called it the most visually destructive
Season in basenball history- As the Sox Litterally destroyed every team
The 08 Sox team will be considered one of the alltime Greatest
And you my Fans, My Friends My Flock
Will pump our fists proudly and holler with extasy
As Your Team, will see the path, conquer and Destroy
It is a message from Da Baseball Gods
And if you ignore it, NOW, You will be joining
THe blue pajama clad losers of Da North Side
As they rot in there self dug graves
America witnesses on ESPN
Da Cubs get enialated in the first round-a
And as the final out occurs
A collective Snot from Da Gods
Engulfs Wrigley field
and its idiotic fans, and just like that
they descend into the Abyss
Disintegrating before all who witness
Da White Sox must be Believed in now!
Cant you see it? It is ours for the Taking
So rejoice in the abbolishment of Da Twins
Then Detrot, and the N.L. and the rape of the Cubs
Its written in Baseball heaven History
So climb on The White Sox Ark Of Triumph
and Witness the Greatest Season EVER
Bless you my flock- See you at the Park
DA Reverand
Look for my sign On Tv at Sundays Sox Game