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soxwon
06-07-2008, 10:29 PM
The Ultimate dream
I Had a Dream- Yes My Flock Da Rev had a dreamAnd i woke up with Tears of Joy-a streaming Down-a
I dreamt i saw an October Sky, Sunny as a July Day
Unusual for late Octoba-But Proufounda

I visioned The sun, Etched with words
The media called it a sign from heaven
I agreed a sign from Baseball Heaven
The words shined like three hundred suns

The White Sox- 2008 World Champions
The letters were dark black- as it Shined on Chicago
Like laser beams from Da Baseball Gods
It etched into everything Solid

Our day had come for all to see
of course I Da reverand saw it in Spring Training
There Werte Naysayers and Dark Clouds
Screaming Fire Ozzie Fire Walker Fire Williams

But in Da Long Run- It came to be
Our men in Black, Celebrated ANOTHER world Title
The Baseball world was astounded
At THe Ease Of our Climb, Conquerment and World Run

Media writers- HAD to write how astonishing it happened
And low and Behold- One particular verbal anti Sox Writer
Was found with a self inflicted hole in his Temple
]As the Sox fans celebrated in their Temple-US CELLULAR

Cub fans cried and Dug there own Graves
killing themselves as they witnesse
The demise of the Winningest team in baseball
Only to lose in the first round of da playoffs

Meanwhile Da Sox Stormed thru minnesota
Leaving Minneapolis frozen in September
Detyroit fell into lake Erie, like an earquake
And cleveland, went up in Flames- Never to be heard from again

Weather Experts are calling it- Not Global Warming
But White Sox Warming, That melted opponents bats like lava
Baseball Historians called it the most visually destructive
Season in basenball history- As the Sox Litterally destroyed every team

The 08 Sox team will be considered one of the alltime Greatest
And you my Fans, My Friends My Flock
Will pump our fists proudly and holler with extasy
As Your Team, will see the path, conquer and Destroy

It is a message from Da Baseball Gods
And if you ignore it, NOW, You will be joining
THe blue pajama clad losers of Da North Side
As they rot in there self dug graves

America witnesses on ESPN
Da Cubs get enialated in the first round-a
And as the final out occurs
A collective Snot from Da Gods

Engulfs Wrigley field
and its idiotic fans, and just like that
they descend into the Abyss
Disintegrating before all who witness


Da White Sox must be Believed in now!
Cant you see it? It is ours for the Taking
So rejoice in the abbolishment of Da Twins
Then Detrot, and the N.L. and the rape of the Cubs

Its written in Baseball heaven History
So climb on The White Sox Ark Of Triumph
and Witness the Greatest Season EVER
Bless you my flock- See you at the Park

DA Reverand
Look for my sign On Tv at Sundays Sox Game

soxwon
06-08-2008, 08:39 PM
im on to something here, look out.

whitesoxwilkes
06-08-2008, 09:13 PM
:hawk

"I tell you what Feisty. I don't care if DA REVERAND says Detroit is on Lake Erie instead of Lake Huron. He could say it's on Lake Victoria for all I care and I'd still be behind him 100%! Black writing in the sky and Cub fans rottin' in their graves. MERCY!"

soxwon
06-08-2008, 09:57 PM
You da man wilkes. You crack me up.

HebrewHammer
06-08-2008, 10:52 PM
How can you tell if you make a lame post? You get 4 replies and half of them are yours.

soxwon
06-09-2008, 04:19 PM
How can you tell if you make a lame post? You get 4 replies and half of them are yours.


uhh Who are You again?

BadBobbyJenks
06-09-2008, 05:02 PM
How can you tell if you make a lame post? You get 4 replies and half of them are yours.

Quality.:rolleyes:

How can you tell if you are a clown?

Optipessimism
06-09-2008, 05:05 PM
This thread makes me want to smoke crack.

soxwon
06-09-2008, 05:10 PM
see my magic up to 7 posts here.

hi im skot
06-09-2008, 05:43 PM
Da Rev speaks the truth.

whitesoxwilkes
06-09-2008, 05:52 PM
Da Rev speaks the truth.

Testify my hipster brother! DA REV speaketh the truth like Common and Arcade Fire and whatever else you kids are into these days.

hi im skot
06-10-2008, 12:46 PM
Testify my hipster brother! DA REV speaketh the truth like Common and Arcade Fire and whatever else you kids are into these days.

So I'll see you at the Pitchfork festival this summer, eh Wilkes?

:D:

whitesoxwilkes
06-10-2008, 01:51 PM
So I'll see you at the Pitchfork festival this summer, eh Wilkes?

:D:

I will be in the corner treading in place, gazing at my shoes.