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dllrbll7
06-06-2008, 11:23 AM
The Suntimes is running a pole for which team has the hotter fans.... We need to represent, we are currently losing.

Here's the link:
http://www.suntimes.com/sports/983402,hotfans060308.article

turners56
06-06-2008, 11:27 AM
To be honest, I think losing this poll would mean absolutely nothing and is probably the truth. The intense amount of hot chicks without a clue at Wrigley is overwhelming. Women at Sox games are not shabby themselves of course, but the numbers just aren't there...

balke
06-06-2008, 11:27 AM
I think by volume there's no question that goes to the Cubs. I think the hottest fans as a single person I've seen have been White Sox fans.


The hottest fan I ever saw was at Wrigley. I think I actually started the conversation with her thinking she was a Cubs fan, and asked why our team couldn't have more beauties like that, then of course she was a Sox fan with season tickets.

Stoky44
06-06-2008, 11:27 AM
The Suntimes is running a pole for which team has the hotter fans.... We need to represent, we are currently losing.

Here's the link:
http://www.suntimes.com/sports/983402,hotfans060308.article

This coming from the paper that thought the blow up doll thing was front page worthy.

Stupid.

Uncle_Patrick
06-06-2008, 11:27 AM
I wonder what Carol Slezak things about this little contest.:scratch:

turners56
06-06-2008, 11:28 AM
This coming from the paper that thought the blow up doll thing was front page worthy.

Stupid.

Lol trudat.

VeeckAsInWreck
06-06-2008, 11:31 AM
I think by volume there's no question that goes to the Cubs. I think the hottest fans as a single person I've seen have been White Sox fans.


The hottest fan I ever saw was at Wrigley. I think I actually started the conversation with her thinking she was a Cubs fan, and asked why our team couldn't have more beauties like that, then of course she was a Sox fan with season tickets.

So........

What happened afterwards? Did you go to a Sox game with her? Did her boyfriend beat you up?

Lip Man 1
06-06-2008, 11:32 AM
Dllr:

Sorry I won't be "voting". I could care less who has the "hotter" fans. I only give a damn on how well the Sox are playing.

Lip

balke
06-06-2008, 11:35 AM
So........

What happened afterwards? Did you go to a Sox game with her? Did her boyfriend beat you up?


That's as far as that got really. I'm no casanova I can admit. Which sucks cause I'm pretty sure there was no boyfriend to do the beating up.

oeo
06-06-2008, 11:44 AM
That creepy guy in the Cubs picture scared me off.

VeeckAsInWreck
06-06-2008, 11:49 AM
That's as far as that got really. I'm no casanova I can admit. Which sucks cause I'm pretty sure there was no boyfriend to do the beating up.

Well I gotta give you props for talking to her. That's more than I would do then again my girlfriend would probably not be happy about me doing that! :tongue:

itsnotrequired
06-06-2008, 11:49 AM
I am the hottest fan.

Law11
06-06-2008, 11:49 AM
I wonder what Carol Slezak things about this little contest.:scratch:

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY...

kevingrt
06-06-2008, 12:09 PM
I voted for the ScRubs in this poll. It's not even a question.

Jerko
06-06-2008, 12:12 PM
Both sets of photos showed Cub floozies, er fans.

doublem23
06-06-2008, 12:16 PM
I am the hottest fan.

A hot Packer fan? Sure thing, buddy.

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0fMHaiA4OZ8Lt/610x.jpg

Stringer
06-06-2008, 12:16 PM
Sadly this is not a joke

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/983402,hotfans060308.article#Vote

doublem23
06-06-2008, 12:18 PM
I voted for the ScRubs in this poll. It's not even a question.

Sure there is. The Cubs may have hotter random people that show up to their park, drink, and cheer but don't really care about what's going on. We have hotter fans.

whitesox901
06-06-2008, 12:23 PM
Im the hottest fan, do we all need to see that picture with me and southpaw agian?

itsnotrequired
06-06-2008, 12:27 PM
A hot Packer fan? Sure thing, buddy.


http://etniesbmx.com/site-images/news/article/packers-fan.jpg

PatK
06-06-2008, 12:54 PM
Sox have hotter fans.

Cubs have hotter people that go to the game.

gamblinkenny
06-06-2008, 12:56 PM
To be honest, I think losing this poll would mean absolutely nothing and is probably the truth. The intense amount of hot chicks without a clue at Wrigley is overwhelming. Women at Sox games are not shabby themselves of course, but the numbers just aren't there...


this is the REAL inconvenient truth.

LITTLE NELL
06-06-2008, 01:01 PM
No wonder the Sun Times is ready to go under.

areilly
06-06-2008, 01:01 PM
I'm fairly certain a girl I used to date is in one of those pictures.

Also, semantics of "fandom" aside, we're going to get killed in this poll.

cws05champ
06-06-2008, 01:03 PM
So when is the name of paper changing to: National Sun-times Enquirer?

balke
06-06-2008, 01:06 PM
Wow, I didn't read the article or click on the pics cause I thought it was dumb to begin with, but I didn't realize it was all women.

That's extremely sexist. Reminds me of the Cub cam that singles out women walking around the park with bikinis as much as possible.

hi im skot
06-06-2008, 01:13 PM
I am the hottest fan.

http://deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/10/shotgun.jpg

BRDSR
06-06-2008, 01:29 PM
The poll itself is a trick question. It's impossible for a woman wearing Cubs gear to be hot. The Cubs logo itself is too much of a turnoff.

Is the picture above that guy from Varsity Blues or Dawson's Creek or something...were those the same people? What am I missing?

dllrbll7
06-06-2008, 01:33 PM
Since when does anyone on this forum care if they believe the pole is stupid or whether the sox really should win?? I thought we were always about trying to win every pole possible....

Palehose Pete
06-06-2008, 01:39 PM
Where is Slezak now? Where is her moral indignation and outrage?

Oh yeah... right. :rolleyes:

white sox bill
06-06-2008, 01:39 PM
We will never win, remember we are all trailer trash with missing teeth.

hi im skot
06-06-2008, 01:40 PM
Since when does anyone on this forum care if they believe the pole is stupid or whether the sox really should win?? I thought we were always about trying to win every pole possible....

Poles are stupid.

http://hoboken411.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/car-hit-telephone-pole-hoboken-august-17-2007.jpg

white sox bill
06-06-2008, 01:44 PM
Poles are stupid.

http://hoboken411.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/car-hit-telephone-pole-hoboken-august-17-2007.jpg

Tell that to AJ

soxrme
06-06-2008, 01:48 PM
I wonder what Carol Slezak things about this little contest.:scratch:
:rolling:

Rockman218
06-06-2008, 02:15 PM
I've got to say. There are fine pieces of ass on both sides. Unfortunatley, I've seen a few girls at the Cell that aren't very fun to look at. I guess the Cubs get the edge even though half the girls at Wrigley are just there to get drunk.

JermaineDye05
06-06-2008, 02:19 PM
I'll take a pretty sox fan who knows her stuff about the team over a drunken hot girl wearing a Sammy Sosa jersey any day of the week.

VeeckAsInWreck
06-06-2008, 02:19 PM
I've got to say. There are fine pieces of ass on both sides. Unfortunatley, I've seen a few girls at the Cell that aren't very fun to look at. I guess the Cubs get the edge even though half the girls at Wrigley are just there to get drunk.

Man, you sure are a sweet talker! :rolleyes:

white sox bill
06-06-2008, 02:29 PM
Man, you sure are a sweet talker! :rolleyes:

Forget teal? Actually thats the kind of talk that will get you that fine.....!

hi im skot
06-06-2008, 02:57 PM
I've got to say. There are fine pieces of ass on both sides.

And then there are just asses...

kittle42
06-06-2008, 03:03 PM
Wrigley wins in a landslide.

But I will say this - the "hotness" of Sox fans at the Cell is *vastly* underrated. I tell all these people making fun of the "toothless" Southsiders to go on a nice summer night and take a walk on the OF concourse, or go down to the Bullpen Bar. It's not the Wrigley bleachers, but it's got some, um, good visuals.

thomas35forever
06-06-2008, 03:18 PM
I frowned when I saw this contest this morning. This is low even for the Sun-Times. I'd love to give the paper a big ol' one of these.
:whocares

Lip Man 1
06-06-2008, 03:35 PM
Carol probably doesn't even know about it.

Lip

doublem23
06-06-2008, 03:46 PM
Carol probably doesn't even know about it.

Lip

Sounds like her knowledge of anything else sports-related, then.

white sox bill
06-06-2008, 04:28 PM
Sun Times is really stooping aren't they?

VeeckAsInWreck
06-06-2008, 04:54 PM
Forget teal? Actually thats the kind of talk that will get you that fine.....!

I did forget the teal but I also thought it would be a given that I was being sarcastic.

Anyway I didn't vote on the poll because honestly, it's an opportunity for the Sun-Times to perpetuate the stereotypes that we already have.

Here's what you can expect at Wrigley Field
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/writers/jenn_sterger/07/26/mailbag/p2_sterger.jpg

Here's What You Can Expect At U.S. Cellular Field
http://blogs.salon.com/0001033/images/2002/09/20/a_dum_ht.jpg






I've been to The Cell hundreds of times and have spotted many pretty girls. It's just that our telecasts don't go showing them on camera all the time.

MarySwiss
06-06-2008, 06:03 PM
Man, you sure are a sweet talker! :rolleyes:

And then there are just asses...

Gentlemen:
On behalf of Sox fans of the female persuasion, I thank you for putting the assclown who made the original comment in his place! :smile:

MarySwiss
06-06-2008, 06:05 PM
I've got to say. There are fine pieces of ass on both sides. Unfortunatley, I've seen a few girls at the Cell that aren't very fun to look at. I guess the Cubs get the edge even though half the girls at Wrigley are just there to get drunk.

This may not have (probably hasn't) occurred to you, but I would guess that most--maybe all--female Sox fans at the Cell really never thought they were going to the game simply for your viewing pleasure. :rolleyes:

kingpin_rcs
06-06-2008, 07:01 PM
I've just read this entire thread - there's 10 minutes I'll never get back.

Daver
06-06-2008, 07:04 PM
I've just read this entire thread - there's 10 minutes I'll never get back.

Perhaps you could learn to read faster?


Then you would have wasted less time.



:)

EuroSox35
06-06-2008, 07:35 PM
http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/5097/cubsfansat9.jpg

whitem0nkey
06-06-2008, 07:42 PM
should the title of this thread be changed?

I mean when I see "sox army needed" I think its something important like TCQ needing all-star votes. not this silly poll.

MarySwiss
06-06-2008, 07:56 PM
should the title of this thread be changed?

I mean when I see "sox army needed" I think its something important like TCQ needing all-star votes. not this silly poll.

Good point!

Daver
06-06-2008, 08:01 PM
should the title of this thread be changed?

I mean when I see "sox army needed" I think its something important like TCQ needing all-star votes. not this silly poll.

When I need moderating help I'll be sure to ask you, till then let the mods do their job.

kingpin_rcs
06-06-2008, 08:14 PM
Cough...roadhouse...cough...

Konerkoholic
06-06-2008, 11:45 PM
When I need moderating help I'll be sure to ask you, till then let the mods do their job.

No need for that. The monkey was just pointing out that this whole "hottest fans" nonsense is not worth the army's time.

manders_01
06-07-2008, 12:27 AM
I'll take a pretty sox fan who knows her stuff about the team over a drunken hot girl wearing a Sammy Sosa jersey any day of the week.

Hey...how ya doin? :wink: :D:

manders_01
06-07-2008, 12:33 AM
The poll itself is a trick question. It's impossible for a woman wearing Cubs gear to be hot. The Cubs logo itself is too much of a turnoff.

Is the picture above that guy from Varsity Blues or Dawson's Creek or something...were those the same people? What am I missing?

Yes, they are one in the same. :D:

What I find funny is the guys in the background. Shotgun it baby!!! :tongue:

whitem0nkey
06-07-2008, 09:08 PM
When I need moderating help I'll be sure to ask you, till then let the mods do their job.

no problem I will keep on voting then. I hope we win this poll!

Frankfan4life
06-08-2008, 12:30 AM
To be honest, I think losing this poll would mean absolutely nothing and is probably the truth. The intense amount of hot chicks without a clue at Wrigley is overwhelming. Women at Sox games are not shabby themselves of course, but the numbers just aren't there...Judging from your comments, I'm sure you'll also agree that Wrigley has the cutest kids, too. I've seen all of the kids at both ball parks and Wrigley wins hands down.

What nonsense!!!

By the way, did anyone notice that during the rain delay during the second Sox/Twins game that there were a lot of shots of "hot" female Sox fans? Could this be a response to the Sun-Times poll?

Gerry
06-08-2008, 01:33 AM
This story is probably the biggest waste of space I've ever seen in the Sun Times other than Mariotti's daily bull**** that gets printed. It's just so ridiculous. First of all, who the hell cares? Why do we need to be alerted to vote more so "we win"? Does anyone really need to give a rat's ass about something like this? I vote to delete this thread.

RadioheadRocks
06-10-2008, 04:32 AM
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