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voodoochile
06-04-2008, 11:44 PM
If you're only going to have one hit...

:walnuts
"All you homer haters can kiss my ass..."

Frater Perdurabo
06-04-2008, 11:45 PM
Don't tell me what you hit. Tell me when you hit it.

We'll call this play the "Hit and Trot Off."

ondafarm
06-05-2008, 08:51 AM
Don't tell me what you hit. Tell me when you hit it.

We'll call this play the "Hit and Trot Off."

"Hit and Shuffle Off" would garner my vote.

Frater Perdurabo
06-05-2008, 10:41 AM
"Hit and Shuffle Off" would garner my vote.

The Paul Konerko Shuffle (sung to the tune of The Super Bowl Shuffle):

"They call me Captain, but I can't dance,
I shuffle 'round the bases like a cripple in a trance;
You better not gripe; I'm hitting .203;
No GIDP chance is gonna get past me!
I fix my velcro, after each swing;
But when I homer, you call me King!
I didn't come here to start no trouble,
I'm just here to do the Paulie Shuffle."

:)

VeeckAsInWreck
06-05-2008, 10:45 AM
The Paul Konerko Shuffle (sung to the tune of The Super Bowl Shuffle):

"They call me Captain, but I can't dance,
I shuffle 'round the bases like a cripple in a trance;
You better not gripe; I'm hitting .203;
No GIDP chance is gonna get past me!
I fix my velcro, after each swing;
But when I homer, you call me King!
I didn't come here to start no trouble,
I'm just here to do the Paulie Shuffle."

:)

It's catchy! :thumbsup:

voodoochile
06-05-2008, 10:45 AM
The Paul Konerko Shuffle (sung to the tune of The Super Bowl Shuffle):

"They call me Captain, but I can't dance,
I shuffle 'round the bases like a cripple in a trance;
You better not gripe; I'm hitting .203;
No GIDP chance is gonna get past me!
I fix my velcro, after each swing;
But when I homer, you call me King!
I didn't come here to start no trouble,
I'm just here to do the Paulie Shuffle."

:)

Go Walnuts!
Go Walnuts!
Go Walnuts!

ondafarm
06-05-2008, 10:50 AM
The Paul Konerko Shuffle (sung to the tune of The Super Bowl Shuffle):

"They call me Captain, but I can't dance,
I shuffle 'round the bases like a cripple in a trance;
You better not gripe; I'm hitting .203;
No GIDP chance is gonna get past me!
I fix my velcro, after each swing;
But when I homer, you call me King!
I didn't come here to start no trouble,
I'm just here to do the Paulie Shuffle."

:)

:bandance::bandance::bandance::bandance::bandance:

I give this five dancing bananas!!!!!

ondafarm
06-05-2008, 11:28 AM
"Nick here, and I'm mister speed,
"Hitman" Williams called me,
and I don't know what he mean,
two-oh-three is where I be-ing,
Left, center, right and or first,
My fieldings among the worst,
Shaved to stay out o' trouble
Now I do the Paulie Shuffle"

Frater Perdurabo
06-05-2008, 02:42 PM
"Nick here, and I'm mister speed,
They call me a "hit" man,
don't know what they mean,
two-oh-three is where I be-ing,
Left, center, right and or first,
My fieldings among the worst,
Shaved to stay out o' trouble
Now I do the Paulie Shuffle"

Mama's boy B.A.; I'm one of a kind;
Some ladies like my body and tattoos across my spine.
Two years past my hitting was a zero
Even though I look like the Greatest American Hero
I'm a gazelle in CF; really flash the leather
But Ozzie sits me for the Swish, who's bat is like a feather
I often ride the pine; I guess I'm on the bubble
I'm much too fast a runner, to do the Paulie Shuffle

VeeckAsInWreck
06-05-2008, 02:46 PM
Mama's boy B.A.; I'm one of a kind;
Some ladies like my body and tattoos across my spine.
Two years past my hitting was a zero
Even though I look like the Greatest American Hero
I'm a gazelle in CF; really flash the leather
But Ozzie sits me for the Swish, who's bat is like a feather
I often ride the pine; I guess I'm on the bubble
I'm much too fast a runner, to do the Paulie Shuffle

:rolling: Frater you are on fire!

thomas35forever
06-05-2008, 02:50 PM
Mama's boy B.A.; I'm one of a kind;
Some ladies like my body and tattoos across my spine.
Two years past my hitting was a zero
Even though I look like the Greatest American Hero
I'm a gazelle in CF; really flash the leather
But Ozzie sits me for the Swish, who's bat is like a feather
I often ride the pine; I guess I'm on the bubble
I'm much too fast a runner, to do the Paulie Shuffle
Ozzie says Juanie is our man
He can't do it, but I sure can!
This is Alexei, it's no wonder
I hit like lightning, field like thunder
So bring on Detoilet, bring on the Tribe
Doing well against them really sets a vibe
Juan can only move like Barney Rubble
But I've got the body to do the Paulie Shuffle!

aryzner
06-05-2008, 02:56 PM
I can't wait until Carlos Quentin's turn to rhyme! :D:

VeeckAsInWreck
06-05-2008, 03:05 PM
I can't wait until Carlos Quentin's turn to rhyme! :D:

My name is Carlos and that's no lie
When I hit the ball, man watch it fly
I wear number 20 on my back
My colors of choice are silver and black
Now that I'm hitting in spot #3
The fans will start chanting M-V-P
My face doesn't have too much stubble
But that don't mean I can't Paulie Shuffle

:cool:

aryzner
06-05-2008, 03:06 PM
Bravo!!! ::standing ovation:: :D:

Frater Perdurabo
06-05-2008, 03:06 PM
The Carlos Quentin here, now I'm batting third;
The rest of the lineup was hitting like a turd.
Ozzie plays me in left; I've got the arm for right;
I clubbed a walkoff homer just the other night.
My swing is just as smooth as some polished glass;
If you try to stop my liners; you'll end up on your ***
Frater's running out of jokes, so let's fit him with a muzzle;
Before he kills the buzz about our favorite Paulie Shuffle.
:redface:

Mr.1Dog
06-05-2008, 03:12 PM
Bravo:thumbsup: Simply awesome Frater.

MsSoxVixen22
06-05-2008, 03:15 PM
:threadrules:

Ok guys, for real, this needs to be recorded for the White Sox shuffle! It would kick ass! :cool:

voodoochile
06-05-2008, 03:17 PM
Personally, I think this team would be better represented by doing a ripoff of the Curly Shuffle...

Hey Oz Hey Oz...

Well Nyuck nyuck nyuck Nyuck...

VeeckAsInWreck
06-05-2008, 03:21 PM
Personally, I think this team would be better represented by doing a ripoff of the Curly Shuffle...

Hey Oz Hey Oz...

Well Nyuck nyuck nyuck Nyuck...

That wouldn't be bad either! :D:

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turners56
06-05-2008, 03:32 PM
Hey, everybody, it's big Jim Thome
Too bad Paulie is my only real homie
I've been acting like a clown lately
But that's because the fans are starting to hate me
I hit just like Paulie, what a coincidence.
I homer, he homers, hey we felt significant!
I hope our homers got Ozzie out of trouble
Plus, hey, I'm just slow enough to do the Paulie shuffle.

VeeckAsInWreck
06-05-2008, 03:35 PM
Hey, everybody, it's big Jim Thome
Too bad Paulie is my only real homie
I've been acting like a clown lately
But that's because the fans are starting to hate me
I hit just like Paulie, what a coincidence.
I homer, he homers, hey we felt significant!
I hope our homers got Ozzie out of trouble
Plus, hey, I'm just slow enough to do the Paulie shuffle.

:thumbsup: Nice!

ondafarm
06-05-2008, 03:35 PM
Big Jim Thome and I'm quite old,
"Hit a homer" is what I'm told,
I've been jammin' for quite a while,
Doin' what's right and settin' the style,
I need a walker to round the bases,
While all the umps just make faces
I didn't come here lookin' for trouble,
I just came here to do The Paulie Shuffle

VeeckAsInWreck
06-05-2008, 03:40 PM
http://mlb.mlb.com/images/2007/05/08/pQrqXxIk.jpg

My name's Greg Walker and I'm a coach
I help our hitters with their approach
They swing for the fences and out the park
But when it's gametime the "O" looks stark
The fans they hate me and want me fired
It's not my fault that our offense is mired
Day in and day out our hitters scuffle
Don't look now I'm doing the Paulie Shuffle

ondafarm
06-05-2008, 03:41 PM
JR's boy Ozzie, I'm one of a kind,
Reporters all love me, cuz I just speak my mind,
Field manager, as you can see,
Get away day lineups whacky as can be,
Some guys are jealous,
Of my style and sass,
Those guys can come and kiss my *#$,
I didn't come here lookin' for trouble,
I just get down to do The Paulie Shuffle.

thomas35forever
06-05-2008, 03:58 PM
Hey it's Esteban and I'm back in town
After '03 I made the South Side frown
But Kenny re-signed me yesterday
Yet the fans don't think I can still play
Just watch me now, I'll prove you wrong
And then you'll sing your victory song
There's one thing with I've got no trouble
And that is doing the Paulie Shuffle!

turners56
06-05-2008, 04:03 PM
I'm Don Cooper the pitching coach
My teaching helps my players, unlike Walker's approach.
Don't judge me on my weird New York accent
Because my coaching produces results that are decent.
Decent as in a 3.33 team ERA
Now leading the majors all the way!
Toronto, Cleveland, and Oakland can kiss my ass
Because Cooper's troopers don't need class.
I don't know why I'm rapping cause my job's not in trouble.
Oh screw it, I'm gonna do the Paulie Shuffle.

Frater Perdurabo
06-05-2008, 04:04 PM
Harold Baines does the Paulie shuffle:




















:D:

turners56
06-05-2008, 04:06 PM
Harold Baines does the Paulie shuffle:






















:D:

xD. Good ol' Harold Baines.

It's like that time some fan called in to Rongey saying Baines doesn't yell at his players. xD.

thomas35forever
06-05-2008, 04:13 PM
Harold Baines does the Paulie shuffle:




















:D:
:kneeslap:

Frater Perdurabo
06-05-2008, 04:16 PM
Ozzie here; and I'm in charge.
Walker beats me at poker; I owe him ten large.
Dees keeds dey need to hit, so I call out my friend Kenny
He says he don't have a dollar; just fifty measly pennies
Uribe's got some pix, that's why I let him play;
So I'll confuse everyone and say Mariotti is gay.
GIDPK will never cause me trouble
O Captain My Captain, time to do your Paulie Shuffle!

Frater Perdurabo
06-05-2008, 04:18 PM
:kneeslap:

It's an instrumental part where Jeff Cox plays the saxophone while Baines just stands there.

cheezheadsoxfan
06-05-2008, 04:23 PM
Frater, this is outstanding.:cool:

voodoochile
06-05-2008, 04:27 PM
That wouldn't be bad either! :D:

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When me and my friends go out to the park
We can't wait for the sky to get dark
We don't like to fight and we don't like to scuffle
But we dance all night doing the Paulie shuffle

(hey Oz hey Oz) hey Oz hey Oz
(well swing for the fence now) well swing for the fence now
(swing away swing away) Swing away swing away
(NO GIDP) NO GIDP
well we never miss a beer we get up and cheer and do the Paulie shuffle

Well me and my friends love Joe and JD
We love Paulie's brother Swish and his clone AJP
It's so much fun when Thome shows his muscles
Homer right here and do the Paulie shuffle

(hey Oz hey Oz) hey Oz hey Oz
(well Fire Greg Walker) well fire Greg Walker
(3 run homer 3 run homer) 3 run homer 3 run homer
(TCQ) TCQ
well we never miss a beer we get up and cheer and do the Paulie shuffle
(that's deep) that's deep
(streettttcccch) streettttcccch
(Put it on the board) Put it on the board

Well me and my friends we all love to see
Big fancy fireworks on late night TV
Our slow footed boys rarely have to show hustle
They hammer one hard and do the Paulie shuffle

(hey Oz hey Oz) hey Oz hey Oz
(Small-ball's for losers) Small-ball's for losers
(Who needs to bunt who needs to bunt) Who needs to bunt Who needs to bunt
(Bombs away) Bombs away
well we never miss a beer we get up and cheer and do the Paulie shuffle
(that's right) we do the Paulie shuffle
(what did you say) we do the Paulie shuffle
(that's what I thought you said) we do the Paulie shuffle
(ah ah ah ah) we do the Paulie shuffle
(Sointently) We never miss a beer we get up and cheer and do the Paulie Shuffle

Frater Perdurabo
06-05-2008, 04:35 PM
Ken Harrelson here; they call me the Hawk.
Stop brown-nosing, Fiesty, and just let's me talk!
I let the fans know what the Chairman's moving toward;
He Gone! and Stretch! and You Can Put it on the Board!
Tell me not what you hit, but when you hit it out the park,
Like Carl Yaztremski, Al Kaline and my favorite Al Dark.
When I put Fisk in left; Heiny Bird feathers ruffle
Come on, Timo! Can you do the Paulie Shuffle?

Pear-Zin-Ski
06-05-2008, 04:48 PM
This thread is better than our ERA....

VeeckAsInWreck
06-05-2008, 04:52 PM
Voodoo that was awesome! :D:

Everyone else who has submitted rhymes to the Paulie shuffle, gives yourselves a round of applause and let's keep it going! :moonwalk:

BadBobbyJenks
06-05-2008, 04:59 PM
Bobby Jenks here, I'm big and bad.
When Ozzie makes the signal, we got it in the bag!
When I come out, I bring the boom.
Tonight at the Cell we give KC the broom.
I throw the cheese and a nasty curve,
If you're not an Oriole I will kick you to the curb.
When my song is played, you can pack your duffel.
Grab some bench, And do the Paulie Shuffle.

VeeckAsInWreck
06-05-2008, 05:11 PM
http://images.art.com/images/products/large/12142000/12142668.jpg

My last name's Crede first name Joe
To the World Series is where we'll go
I was hurt last year but they fixed my back
Now you better be scared of the Silver and Black
With my Louisville Slugger I'll strike some fear
And probably be Comeback Player Of The Year
Josh Field's feathers I didn't mean to ruffle
I'm just back to do the Paulie Shuffle

turners56
06-05-2008, 05:28 PM
Hey, it's your favorite starter Mark Buehrle.
Don't get mad at me for sucking early.
I'll eventually make up at the end of the year.
Remember 2005 when I was on a tear?
Don't forget the old times, I'm still the man.
The other 4 guys may be better, but I don't give a damn.
My ERA may be five point two zero
But come Game 3 of the WS, I'll be the hero.
I wasn't the one who made the clubhouse a plastic brothel.
I was just doing the Paulie shuffle.

Frater Perdurabo
06-05-2008, 06:51 PM
Farmio here and I always play it cool;
I used to suck at play by play; sounded like a real fool;
I droned on a lot, about golf and Notre Dame
A bloop and a blast and we're back in this game!
So Brooks hired Stoney and he keeps me in line,
Now I'm actually pretty good, almost all the time.
Before Stone was in the booth, my PBP was kerfuffle;
Hang a star on that one, and do the Paulie Shuffle!

thomas35forever
06-05-2008, 07:12 PM
It's Bossard here and I tend the field
My care don't allow many games to yield
They even let me put in Wrigley's sod
While working I don't listen to my iPod
We've the best diamond in all the bigs
Others have grass that might just be figs
I don't let the weather give the players much trouble
That's why I'm doing the Paulie Shuffle!

BarbG
06-05-2008, 09:22 PM
JD here wearing number 23
Just a few short years ago I was MVP
I walk softly and carry a big stick
Patrol right field looking pretty slick
I do my part to keep my team ahead
As long as they keep those spiders out of my bed
Next time you see me lining a double
I'll stroll into second doing the Paulie Shuffle

Frater Perdurabo
06-05-2008, 09:52 PM
Juan Uribe here and I can't hit.
My corkscrew swing, it ain't worth ****.
My arm is stronger than Daver's elephant gun;
It helped bring about some October fun.
Paulie preferred Royce; imagine the gall;
But my dirty pix of Ozzie are on the clubhouse wall.
I love buffets, filled with chocolate truffles;
When I get released I won't do the Paulie Shuffle.

ondafarm
06-05-2008, 11:44 PM
Joe West here, the man in blue,
Call foul and fair and balls and strikes too,
I'm short tempered and got no good sight
Even threw the ballboy out tonight,
I call four for vistors then five for home,
so the Pale Hose will never win in no dome.
I circle with my finger that ain't no double,
And now you're doing the Paulie Shuffle

thomas35forever
06-05-2008, 11:54 PM
I'm the Cuban wonder known as Jose
When I'm on the mound I love to play
I seemed washed up 'bout a year ago
That's 'cuz my wife dealt me a big blow
She made me screw up in that first game
And boy let me tell you, that was a shame
But screw all that and any other trouble
I now love to do the Paulie Shuffle!

doublem23
06-06-2008, 12:59 AM
It's Pablo's turn, and I'm ready to start
25th man on the roster, but #1 in your heart
I can bunt and run, and play anywhere in the field
But if you want results, I usually don't yield
I'm back after some injury trouble
Ready to do the Paulie Shuffle.

thomas35forever
06-06-2008, 01:03 AM
It's Pablo's turn, and I'm ready to start
25th man on the roster, but #1 in your heart
I can bunt and run, and play anywhere in the field
But if you want results, I usually don't yield
I'm back after some injury trouble
Ready to do the Paulie Shuffle.
You're about one rhyme short, doublem.

doublem23
06-06-2008, 01:09 AM
You're about one rhyme short, doublem.

Aw, boo...

MarySwiss
06-06-2008, 08:25 AM
In San Francisco, they call me cancer
My World Series ring is how I answer
This is AJ and I specialize
In throwing out slow-moving Sun-Times guys
You can count on me to get the key hit
even when the other guys are batting like :o:
The fans who boo me will have to muffle
When I come out to do the Paulie Shuffle

VeeckAsInWreck
06-06-2008, 11:10 AM
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/images/baseball/mlb/players/6599.jpg
I'm the backup catcher named Toby Hall
I don't run fast but I can hit the ball
Ozzie puts me in the lineup when AJ's tired
In scottyj's eyes I know I'm admired
My shoulder was hurt but now feels better
As a matter of fact let's play a double header
When I made the team I heard Sox fans grumble
But I'm still here to do the Paulie Shuffle

Word :cool:

turners56
06-06-2008, 11:10 AM
It's Pablo's turn, and I'm ready to start
25th man on the roster, but #1 in your heart
I can bunt and run, and play anywhere in the field
But if you want results, I usually don't yield
I broke my leg sliding into second
Or I might of broken it playing Tekken
I'm back after some injury trouble
Ready to do the Paulie Shuffle.

Fixed it for you.

doublem23
06-06-2008, 11:14 AM
Fixed it for you.

Sweet.

Pablo's too grindy for a full 8 lines.

turners56
06-06-2008, 11:15 AM
It's Scott Linebrink, your setup man.
I go out there without a plan.
The hitters try, but they can't touch me
Because my ERA is around one fifty.
I hate Ramon Hernandez and Cliff Floyd
They hit homers off me cause they're on roids.
Still, I'm the best setup man in the league
Scot Shields sucks more than me indeed.
I usually don't pitch the 8th to get in trouble.
So instead, I'll do the Paulie shuffle.

ondafarm
06-06-2008, 12:23 PM
This is the most fun I've had in a PTC thread, ever.

Jjav829
06-06-2008, 12:43 PM
I had an AJ one started before Mary posted hers, but I'll post it anyway.

I love this thread. :smile:


The ballís in the dirt, I run to first base
I slap home plate and get punched in the face
This is A.J., Iím the catcher everyday
My footís on your back if you get in my way
Iím hated by Padilla and Tomko
But itís not fault that they blow
No matter what I do, I still find trouble
But it gets me ready to do the Paulie Shuffle

VeeckAsInWreck
06-06-2008, 01:22 PM
I've gotta say that in my years of posting here this is the most fun thread I've ever seen. :thumbsup: Let's keep it going!

http://msn.foxsports.com/fe/img/MLB/Headshots/140x170/5900.jpg
My name's Orlando and I play short
I slap the ball just like a duck snort
My glove is gold, I rarely make an error
But me drawing walks is even rarer
For crying about errors I got some flack
Sometimes I wish that Ozzie had my back
But I don't mean to bust your bubble
I'm just here to do the Paulie Shuffle

MarySwiss
06-06-2008, 01:43 PM
I've gotta say that in my years of posting here this is the most fun thread I've ever seen. :thumbsup: Let's keep it going!

http://msn.foxsports.com/fe/img/MLB/Headshots/140x170/5900.jpg
My name's Orlando and I play short
I slap the ball just like a duck snort
My glove is gold, I rarely make an error
But me drawing walks is even rarer
For crying about errors I got some flack
Sometimes I wish that Ozzie had my back
But I don't mean to bust your bubble
I'm just here to do the Paulie Shuffle


I agree; this thread reminds me of the "Twelve Days of White Sox Christmas one from 2005. I pulled it together, printed it out, framed it, and it hangs on a family room wall alongside all the other Sox stuff. I may do the same thing with this thread. :D:

EDIT: Jjav, there are so many different aspects of AJ--and some of the other guys!--to be addressed that multiple verses can't hurt.

VeeckAsInWreck
06-06-2008, 01:47 PM
http://msn.foxsports.com/fe/img/MLB/Headshots/140x170/8169.jpg
My name's Alexei and I am Cuban
When Ozzie kept me they said what's he doin'?
I can play second base and centerfield
I'll still be here when Uribe is healed
I may be skinny and have a small frame
but I'll still beat you when I'm in the game
I've earned the nickname Cuban Missile
Watch Me Explode as I Paulie Shuffle

PicktoCLick72
06-06-2008, 01:49 PM
First name ain't Logan, it sure is Boone
I finally got Sox fans signin' my tune
I used to be only known by my facial hair
With the way I'm pitching there's plenty more to share
Through my years, I've heard some boos
With me on the mound all the fielders can snooze
I'm not not one to get into a tussle
I'm just here to do the Paulie shuffle.

ondafarm
06-06-2008, 01:53 PM
http://msn.foxsports.com/fe/img/MLB/Headshots/140x170/8169.jpg
My name's Alexei and I am Cuban
When Ozzie kept me they said what's he doin'?
I can play second base and centerfield
I'll still be here when Uribe is healed
I may be skinny and have a small frame
but I'll still beat you when I'm in the game
I've earned the nickname Cuban Missile
Watch Me Explode as I Paulie Shuffle

"Missle" rhymes with "Shuffle"?

VeeckAsInWreck
06-06-2008, 01:57 PM
"Missle" rhymes with "Shuffle"?

Not exactly but I wanted to throw his nickname in there and on top of that I wanted to stray from reusing trouble, double, bubble and so on. If you have a better one, please feel free to fix it.

MarySwiss
06-06-2008, 01:57 PM
"Missle" rhymes with "Shuffle"?

Picky, picky, picky! :D:

Haven't you ever heard of poetic license, Onda?

ondafarm
06-06-2008, 02:40 PM
Picky, picky, picky! :D:

Haven't you ever heard of poetic license, Onda?

Mine got revoked. Lost a lot of things in my divorce.

ondafarm
06-06-2008, 02:41 PM
Not exactly but I wanted to throw his nickname in there and on top of that I wanted to stray from reusing trouble, double, bubble and so on. If you have a better one, please feel free to fix it.


I guess I'd corrupt "Shuffle" to "Shiffle" which might be construed as aping his accent, but it'd at least brings things closer together.

turners56
06-06-2008, 02:51 PM
Nobody fear Dirty 30 is here
I suck so much at the plate, it isn't fair.
My forte is a slow grounder to second
But I'll also strike out if you reckon'
I make it look like I'm giving my best
Even though, I'm really doing less
Kenny won't regret that he acquired me
Because I dumped BA in a bucket of pee
If I somehow hit a game winning double
Then it might be my time to do the Paulie shuffle.

Frater Perdurabo
06-06-2008, 02:52 PM
Not exactly but I wanted to throw his nickname in there and on top of that I wanted to stray from reusing trouble, double, bubble and so on. If you have a better one, please feel free to fix it.

The original "Super Bowl Shuffle" had the same problem. They used trouble in several different ways, but also ruffle.

At least I introduced "truffle" and "kerfuffle." I also used a bit of poetic license with "muzzle." :redface:

daveeym
06-06-2008, 02:53 PM
Had to hop in on this one.

:herm

When our guys get hurt and start to squirm,
They call on me the big bad Herm.
I waddle on the field, here comes Schneider,
Oh my god my waste has gotten wider.
Pkís bum hand, Credeís back and even Podís groin,
I fix them up, thatís how I make my coin.
Rowandís wall crashes made me huff and puffle
Iím so fat I canít even Paulie Shuffle.

turners56
06-06-2008, 03:19 PM
We are the Paul Konerko shufflin' crew
Hittin' game winning homers that are overdue
We win ugly, but it's all good
We make Sox fans pant like they should
You know we're just messin' with them for fun
Waitin' till the last moment to scare everyone
But we don't like getting Ozzie in trouble
We're just doin' the Paulie Shuffle.

How's that for a chorus? :D:

VeeckAsInWreck
06-06-2008, 04:39 PM
We are the Paul Konerko shufflin' crew
Hittin' game winning homers that are overdue
We win ugly, but it's all good
We make Sox fans pant like they should
You know we're just messin' with them for fun
Waitin' till the last moment to scare everyone
But we don't like getting Ozzie in trouble
We're just doin' the Paulie Shuffle.

How's that for a chorus? :D:

It's a perfect chorus! :thumbsup:

Frater Perdurabo
06-06-2008, 04:40 PM
We are the Paul Konerko shufflin' crew
Hittin' game winning homers that are overdue
We win ugly, but it's all good
We make Sox fans pant like they should
You know we're just messin' with them for fun
Waitin' till the last moment to scare everyone
But we don't like getting Ozzie in trouble
We're just doin' the Paulie Shuffle.

How's that for a chorus? :D:

It's about time we got to the chorus! :tongue:

VeeckAsInWreck
06-06-2008, 04:46 PM
The original "Super Bowl Shuffle" had the same problem. They used trouble in several different ways, but also ruffle.

At least I introduced "truffle" and "kerfuffle." I also used a bit of poetic license with "muzzle." :redface:

I had used ruffle before and didn't want to use it again. I just thought that it could work since Missile and Shuffle both have the "le" ending. :smile:

But if necessary I could change that last verse and reuse trouble or rubble or whatever.

Frater Perdurabo
06-06-2008, 04:53 PM
I had used ruffle before and didn't want to use it again. I just thought that it could work since Missile and Shuffle both have the "le" ending. :smile:

But if necessary I could change that last verse and reuse trouble or rubble or whatever.

Nah, just keep it. It works fine. This thread is not for perfect rhyme structure, but for fun!

BadBobbyJenks
06-06-2008, 04:57 PM
I'm the only one to use Duffel:tongue:

MarySwiss
06-06-2008, 05:56 PM
I'm the only one to use Duffel:tongue:

And I believe I'm the only one who used "muffle."

Good thing this wasn't called "The Paulie Orange," innit? :wink:

VeeckAsInWreck
06-06-2008, 07:03 PM
Nah, just keep it. It works fine. This thread is not for perfect rhyme structure, but for fun!

You're right! Here's another one:

Jeff Cox is me, I coach third base
I gotta make sure that our runner's in place
People tell me I'm a much better coach than Cora
Because our runners used to be out from here to Aurora
I wave them in or I tell them to stop
I always stop Paulie or else he'd drop
Paulie should've had a triple instead of a double
So let's all dance the Paulie Shuffle!

thomas35forever
06-07-2008, 12:10 AM
I'm Timberwolf and I love to troll
My last visit put the Sux on a roll
Minnesota's a place with total sports class
All of She-ca-go can kiss my ***
Terry Bevington managed like John McGraw
But I'm short-sighted based on what I saw
Seems like I'm always looking for trouble
And I'll never ever ever do the Paulie Shuffle