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DumpJerry
05-29-2008, 05:08 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/ModernTube-Mariah-Carey-is-not-much-of-a-pitche?urn=mlb,84994
Mariah Carey "throwing" out the first pitch of a Japanese baseball game.

CHIsoxNation
05-29-2008, 05:13 PM
Yeah I saw that. I'm pretty sure my cat can throw further than that.

DumpJerry
05-29-2008, 06:00 PM
One of the comments posted reads "Rockies just signed her to a minor league contract.":rolling:

Madvora
05-29-2008, 06:06 PM
When did Chris Singleton get a job catching in Japan?

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/6100/singletonmr5.jpghttp://www.sportplanet.com/sbb/fdbl/2002/photos%5CChris_Singleton.bmp

Cuck the Fubs
05-29-2008, 06:07 PM
Forget Coop, I'm willing to give her lessons anytime she wants:cool:

A. Cavatica
05-29-2008, 10:58 PM
Can Cooper help her with her singing?

hi im skot
05-30-2008, 02:16 PM
Can Cooper help her with her singing?

What's wrong with vocal gymnastics?

:redneck

ILuvThatDuck
05-30-2008, 03:01 PM
She threw it better than Cincinnati Mayor Mark Mallory.....at least hers went straight.

sVMiJdHTfUo

MsSoxVixen22
05-30-2008, 03:13 PM
I could throw better than that! I like some of Mariah Carey's music but she needs to stop dressing like a teenager! Wearing high stiletto heels to a ballpark is never a good idea. She looks good for her age, she just needs to dress a little more age appropriate

Luke
05-30-2008, 04:11 PM
If she was lefty she'd have a contract already

DumpJerry
05-30-2008, 04:12 PM
She threw it better than Cincinnati Mayor Mark Mallory.....at least hers went straight.

Rick Ankiel was impressed

I could throw better than that! I like some of Mariah Carey's music but she needs to stop dressing like a teenager! Wearing high stiletto heels to a ballpark is never a good idea. She looks good for her age, she just needs to dress a little more age appropriate
Teenager? If I had a teenaged daughter who dressed like that, she would be whisked off to an island populated by nothing but nuns.

MsSoxVixen22
05-30-2008, 04:15 PM
Rick Ankiel was impressed


Teenager? If I had a teenaged daughter who dressed like that, she would be whisked off to an island populated by nothing but nuns.



I used the wrong word, I apologize. :redface: You know what I meant though.

DumpJerry
05-30-2008, 04:23 PM
I used the wrong word, I apologize. :redface: You know what I meant though.
I thought so. I agree, by the way.

Frontman
05-30-2008, 04:29 PM
I could throw better than that! I like some of Mariah Carey's music but she needs to stop dressing like a teenager! Wearing high stiletto heels to a ballpark is never a good idea. She looks good for her age, she just needs to dress a little more age appropriate


I know she's in her upper 30's; but most women who are/would be in that shape would be willing to flaunt it.

As far as the throw? That was bad, but it almost looked deliberate in my opinion.

PatK
05-30-2008, 04:40 PM
She threw a baseball? I didn't notice, I was looking at something else.

Cuck the Fubs
05-30-2008, 04:56 PM
Can Cooper help her with her singing?

She sings? :redneck

turners56
05-30-2008, 05:35 PM
When did Chris Singleton get a job catching in Japan?

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/6100/singletonmr5.jpghttp://www.sportplanet.com/sbb/fdbl/2002/photos%5CChris_Singleton.bmp

Like Harold Reynolds, he was fired at ESPN recently.