Even Cooper can't help

[DumpJerry]

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/ModernTube-Mariah-Carey-is-not-much-of-a-pitche?urn=mlb,84994
Mariah Carey "throwing" out the first pitch of a Japanese baseball game.

[CHIsoxNation]

Yeah I saw that. I'm pretty sure my cat can throw further than that.

[DumpJerry]

One of the comments posted reads "Rockies just signed her to a minor league contract.":rolling:

[Madvora]

When did Chris Singleton get a job catching in Japan?

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/6100/singletonmr5.jpghttp://www.sportplanet.com/sbb/fdbl/2002/photos%5CChris_Singleton.bmp

[Cuck the Fubs]

Forget Coop, I'm willing to give her lessons anytime she wants:cool:

[A. Cavatica]

Can Cooper help her with her singing?

[hi im skot]

Can Cooper help her with her singing?

What's wrong with vocal gymnastics?

:redneck

[ILuvThatDuck]

She threw it better than Cincinnati Mayor Mark Mallory.....at least hers went straight.

sVMiJdHTfUo

[MsSoxVixen22]

I could throw better than that! I like some of Mariah Carey's music but she needs to stop dressing like a teenager! Wearing high stiletto heels to a ballpark is never a good idea. She looks good for her age, she just needs to dress a little more age appropriate

[Luke]

If she was lefty she'd have a contract already

[DumpJerry]

She threw it better than Cincinnati Mayor Mark Mallory.....at least hers went straight.

Rick Ankiel was impressed

I could throw better than that! I like some of Mariah Carey's music but she needs to stop dressing like a teenager! Wearing high stiletto heels to a ballpark is never a good idea. She looks good for her age, she just needs to dress a little more age appropriate
Teenager? If I had a teenaged daughter who dressed like that, she would be whisked off to an island populated by nothing but nuns.

[MsSoxVixen22]

Rick Ankiel was impressed


Teenager? If I had a teenaged daughter who dressed like that, she would be whisked off to an island populated by nothing but nuns.



I used the wrong word, I apologize. :redface: You know what I meant though.

[DumpJerry]

I used the wrong word, I apologize. :redface: You know what I meant though.
I thought so. I agree, by the way.

[Frontman]

I could throw better than that! I like some of Mariah Carey's music but she needs to stop dressing like a teenager! Wearing high stiletto heels to a ballpark is never a good idea. She looks good for her age, she just needs to dress a little more age appropriate


I know she's in her upper 30's; but most women who are/would be in that shape would be willing to flaunt it.

As far as the throw? That was bad, but it almost looked deliberate in my opinion.

[PatK]

She threw a baseball? I didn't notice, I was looking at something else.

[Cuck the Fubs]

Can Cooper help her with her singing?

She sings? :redneck

[turners56]

When did Chris Singleton get a job catching in Japan?

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/6100/singletonmr5.jpghttp://www.sportplanet.com/sbb/fdbl/2002/photos%5CChris_Singleton.bmp

Like Harold Reynolds, he was fired at ESPN recently.