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KingXerxes
05-14-2008, 11:53 PM
In the 6th inning of tonight's (5-14) game:

:DJ

"Yep........you can just tell who has no confidence in their hitting stroke. You can see it on their faces, just by walking around them at the batting cage, or talking to them before the game."

EUREKA - HE HAS FOUND IT!!!!

All the White Sox need to do is have a line-up before each game, and have Darrin Jackson walk past the players, and maybe ask a question or two. Have him set the line-up each night by judging the looks on their faces.

And I thought this was a complicated game.

DumpJerry
05-15-2008, 12:18 AM
THE CARLOS QUENTIN WITH THE BAGS LOADED!:bandance:

Jurr
05-15-2008, 12:24 AM
Solution - ship Thome and his one dimensional (and usually NO dimensional) ass to Seattle so he can give them hopes of power in their lineup before he capsizes it.

chisoxfanatic
05-15-2008, 12:30 AM
TCQ = dynamite!

The true secret would be to send Paulie more to run the bases...Run, Paulie, Run!!! :tongue:

lukeman89
05-15-2008, 12:44 AM
paulie didn't look like a slow sack of **** when he was stealing that base. he was digging hard. i wish he would do that more (not steal bases, but just hustle and **** on ground balls to try to beat out dp's)