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cheeses_h_rice
05-02-2002, 10:16 AM
http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-wrigley02.html

High-LARIOUS!

Chisox353014
05-02-2002, 10:26 AM
:woo-woo
"Just follow Ronnie's example and go in your pants. Woo!"

moochpuppy
05-02-2002, 11:47 AM
"They just pull down their pants and think nothing of it,'' Holzner said. "But they are drunk, what do you expect?''

Not in Wrigleyville after a Cubs game??? I'm shocked!! :gulp:

ScottyTheSoxFan
05-02-2002, 05:12 PM
:pee :scrubs
$500 is worth it!!!

Foulke You
05-02-2002, 05:32 PM
The Cubs have to be the leader of professional sports teams with references to urination. I can't even count how many times you hear "tales of urine" stories about Wrigley. Just this week in the Sun-Times I've read about drunks overturning port a pottys (yikes!), drunks pissing in people's front lawn, and drunks urinating behind garages and alleys. Not to mention the famous urination that takes place within the "peeing confines" of Wrigley Field. Remember! Don't wash your hands in the sinks in the Men's room! It is merely an extra urinal for most Cub fans.

What is the common link here to the urination? Drunks. Drunks=Wrigley Field
Drunks+Wrigley Field+many bars= a family friendly atmosphere? Yet so many feel "safer" at Wrigley then at Comiskey. Hmmmmm...

It should be their 2002 marketing slogan!

CHICAGO CUBS BASEBALL: CHOCK FULL OF URINE!