Things we learn from Ozzie

[chisoxfanatic]

"Fung is winning, and winning is fung!"

[Viva Medias B's]

He makes the ***damn lineup.

[kittle42]

Magglio Ordonez is another Venezuelan piece of ****.

[TheVulture]

Magglio Ordonez is a piece of ****.
Magglio Ordonez better shut the **** up and play for the Tigers.
If Magglio doesn't want to be his friend, he doesn't have to drink with him.
Ozzie can **** Magglio in many different ways.
To win the series is very important.
Uribe can carry the team for 2 or 3 weeks.
People think he falls asleep during the game and wake ups and changes pitchers. Actually, he's watching the same game we are.
If you leave a lot of runners on base, you aren't going to win many games.
Rich Hill should be in AAA.
Mariotti will "die a garbage."
No one knows the difference between Mexico and Venezuela anyway.
In his country, when you call someone something, it's not the same as in this country.

[Harry Potter]

He doesn't need luck; he needs runs

[WSox597]

The one that cracks me up:

"He's a goo' keed"

Just about every player on the team. :D:

[KenBerryGrab]

It's hard to play this ****ing game.

[veeter]

That the chicks in the higher rows are actually hotter than the chicks in the lower rows.

[Ragator43]

If a team doesn't win the WS, it's because they were a horse**** team.

[Jjav829]

Buck Showalter is jealous of him.
Buck Showalter never smelled a jock in the big leagues. :?:
Bobby Cox is the best manager in baseball.

[ChiSoxPatF]

That Jay Mariotti has sexual relations with other men.

[Grzegorz]

Sunday lineups are always interesting...

Today (04/27/08) Pablo Ozuna starts at third and Alexi Ramirez gets the nod at second.

[whitesoxwilkes]

Joe Crede is a young Robin Ventura.

Miguel Olivo is a crazy man.

[Foulke You]

Wrigley Field has "rats as big as a pig"
"When you win, the beer tastes better"
"When you play against AJ you hate him, when you play with him, you hate him less."

[I want Mags back]

"I hate Wrigley Field, have to park at McDonald's"

[Lip Man 1]

That this off season he said numerous times, he wanted to get away from solo home runs and strikeouts.

(Yet this team is farther away from playing Ozzie-Ball then any team he's had since he took over in 2004...)

Sounds like a disconnect between Ozzie and the G.M. to me.

Lip

[Craig Grebeck]

That this off season he said numerous times, he wanted to get away from solo home runs and strikeouts.

(Yet this team is farther away from playing Ozzie-Ball then any team he's had since he took over in 2004...)

Sounds like a disconnect between Ozzie and the G.M. to me.

Lip
I think he's pretty damn happy with the offense he has. It's top to bottom the most talented offensive team he's had since 2004.

[soxinem1]

I am waiting for him to call Contreras or Thome 'Deees Keed'.

[roadrunner]

Mariotti is a ******

[thomas35forever]

"Don't just feel happy just to be in the playoffs. Win dis thing. Win dis thing."

"We flat-out stink right now."

He wants to see what Toby Hall can do for this ballclub.

He has the Princes of the South Side.

"Equinox: looks good and gets the job done. Sound like anybody you know?"

"You know I love surprises."