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chisoxfanatic
04-27-2008, 12:39 AM
"Fung is winning, and winning is fung!"

Viva Medias B's
04-27-2008, 12:40 AM
He makes the ***damn lineup.

kittle42
04-27-2008, 01:12 AM
Magglio Ordonez is another Venezuelan piece of ****.

TheVulture
04-27-2008, 01:14 AM
Magglio Ordonez is a piece of ****.
Magglio Ordonez better shut the **** up and play for the Tigers.
If Magglio doesn't want to be his friend, he doesn't have to drink with him.
Ozzie can **** Magglio in many different ways.
To win the series is very important.
Uribe can carry the team for 2 or 3 weeks.
People think he falls asleep during the game and wake ups and changes pitchers. Actually, he's watching the same game we are.
If you leave a lot of runners on base, you aren't going to win many games.
Rich Hill should be in AAA.
Mariotti will "die a garbage."
No one knows the difference between Mexico and Venezuela anyway.
In his country, when you call someone something, it's not the same as in this country.

Harry Potter
04-27-2008, 01:57 AM
He doesn't need luck; he needs runs

WSox597
04-27-2008, 06:00 AM
The one that cracks me up:

"He's a goo' keed"

Just about every player on the team. :D:

KenBerryGrab
04-27-2008, 09:47 AM
It's hard to play this ****ing game.

veeter
04-27-2008, 09:49 AM
That the chicks in the higher rows are actually hotter than the chicks in the lower rows.

Ragator43
04-27-2008, 10:00 AM
If a team doesn't win the WS, it's because they were a horse**** team.

Jjav829
04-27-2008, 10:06 AM
Buck Showalter is jealous of him.
Buck Showalter never smelled a jock in the big leagues. :?:
Bobby Cox is the best manager in baseball.

ChiSoxPatF
04-27-2008, 10:11 AM
That Jay Mariotti has sexual relations with other men.

Grzegorz
04-27-2008, 10:29 AM
Sunday lineups are always interesting...

Today (04/27/08) Pablo Ozuna starts at third and Alexi Ramirez gets the nod at second.

whitesoxwilkes
04-27-2008, 10:38 AM
Joe Crede is a young Robin Ventura.

Miguel Olivo is a crazy man.

Foulke You
04-27-2008, 11:13 AM
Wrigley Field has "rats as big as a pig"
"When you win, the beer tastes better"
"When you play against AJ you hate him, when you play with him, you hate him less."

I want Mags back
04-27-2008, 11:34 AM
"I hate Wrigley Field, have to park at McDonald's"

Lip Man 1
04-27-2008, 12:24 PM
That this off season he said numerous times, he wanted to get away from solo home runs and strikeouts.

(Yet this team is farther away from playing Ozzie-Ball then any team he's had since he took over in 2004...)

Sounds like a disconnect between Ozzie and the G.M. to me.

Lip

Craig Grebeck
04-27-2008, 12:27 PM
That this off season he said numerous times, he wanted to get away from solo home runs and strikeouts.

(Yet this team is farther away from playing Ozzie-Ball then any team he's had since he took over in 2004...)

Sounds like a disconnect between Ozzie and the G.M. to me.

Lip
I think he's pretty damn happy with the offense he has. It's top to bottom the most talented offensive team he's had since 2004.

soxinem1
04-27-2008, 01:00 PM
I am waiting for him to call Contreras or Thome 'Deees Keed'.

roadrunner
04-27-2008, 03:49 PM
Mariotti is a ******

thomas35forever
04-27-2008, 03:55 PM
"Don't just feel happy just to be in the playoffs. Win dis thing. Win dis thing."

"We flat-out stink right now."

He wants to see what Toby Hall can do for this ballclub.

He has the Princes of the South Side.

"Equinox: looks good and gets the job done. Sound like anybody you know?"

"You know I love surprises."