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Selig Fantasy

by Twins fan (but still a good guy) ma-gaga of the WSI message board

I still have this dream that the Major League Baseball owners will walk out of their meeting and make a public address that goes a little something like this:


"Because of the current problems in baseball we have worked out a fair solution. 1.) Comprehensive revenue sharing, 60% of ALL local and national revenues go to the home team, and 40% goes to the league 'pot' for sharing among all teams based on revenue. 2.) Salary cap = $110M, salary floor = $45M. With 3% increases each year. 3.) New stadiums for all. Each year MLB will finance a new stadium for one team. Every 30 years each team will have a new stadium. 4.) Sorry about that whole 'contraction' mess, my bad. Same with the whole 1994 world series thing, It must have been some bad acid or something. I don't know what we were thinking. 5.) I am stepping down due to concerns that I have a conflict of interest, being too intimately concerned relating to the financial health of an un-named MLB team."


"I still respect you."


"Thanks snuggle-bumpkins. I'll call you."


"sigh. he's so sexy when he talks about money..."

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