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Chips' Top 40 Countdown

June 19 vs Florida!

Back to the Grind,
or Just Grinded?


Today's Sox cut of meat:
Buffalo Chicken Sandwiches
They don't suck unlike our team

Short Take:   Dante Alighieri owns me


A pair of doubles to start the game
With the way hes been pitching
Hell never make the Hall of Fame

Uggla steals, the fans start bitching
Three to nothing, Ramirez goes deep, that lout
Look at the pretty stitching

Danks strikes the next two guys out
Then another damn single, this one from Boone
Youd think Danks was drinking stout

The Sox will start scoring really soon
Gonzo leads it off with a six pitch walk
Tadahito FC, what a bloody goon

Konerko comes up, he steps in the chalk
Strike one down the middle, looking, of course
PK and the ump have a short little talk

A single to right, he must be Norse
Dye steps up and blammo, a hit and a run
The crowd screams, their voices horse

Fields stepped up and stared at the sun
He sized up Willis and pointed at the sky
And he'll touch 'em all, pardon the pun

Everyone scored, Fields, PK, and Dye
The crowd burst into fiery applause
Like that, the Sox lead the fish, worth a try

Uribe, like a rebel without a cause
Walked on four straight pitches
But Hall grounded out, time for a pause

In the second, Danks made them Marlins his bitches
Wood, Carroll and Amezaga, all struck out swinging
Must have been standing in the ditches

Willis departed with a pain that was stinging
Good news for our White Sox, well maybe not
Another run scored, Someone started singing

Danks entered the and boy was he hot
Three guys got out and only one base on balls
Willingham K'd and took a parting shot

Would Kenny start making some phone calls?
Because the Sox did nothing in the third
Terrero caught stealing, taking his falls.

Time for the fourth, Danks dropped a turd
A pair of leadoff singles to start the inning
Some hoopla happened, only one run scered.

Hey, at least the Sox were still winning
But once again they go down in order
Ozzie and Kenny, their heads are a spinning

A bag of peanuts will cost three and quarter
A ground rule double to start and Danks departs
Aardsma is in, run for the border!

This is where the downfall starts
But, nobody scored, nobody reached base
Aardsma was on, like the ace of hearts

Time for some runs, but that wasn't the case
This sentence ends with the word fix
GIDP Dye, they should spray him with mace

Aardsma still pitching in inning number six
After an out, then it's three straight singles
Tie him up and beat him with sticks

Well holy hell, pop open the pringles
He pitches out of the jam
Everyone gathers and mingles

This team is damn sham.
Once again, they go out in a row
All you can say is DAMN!

Buckvich enters the game, he needs to go
Willingham, well he ties the game with a jack
Running the bases, he sure is slow

How'd the hell did they come back
Because the Sox can't hit anymore
Everyone deserves a good smack

Sox hit two singles, for sure they'll score
Iguchi can't lay down a bloody bunt
This team really hit the floor

All you can do is grunt
Because Thornton is pitching in eight
Go ahead and smoke a blunt

To those of little fate
Three up and three down
But it might be too late

The Sox go one two three again
Damn they really can't hit a lick
At least they're not in the pen

Holy High School, this pen makes me sick
Surprise Surprise, Thornton coughs up the lead
Uggla takes him deep, right off the brick

I really hate the band Creed
Can you take me higher, my ass
Another run for Florida, let it bleed

Time to start the comeback. Pass.
Three up, three down, same old dive
Somebody call up George Glass

What a time to be alive
At the end of the day
The Sox lost seven to five

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  No win, no grinders, life goes on.

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