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Just how do they do it?

June 18 vs. Florida Marlins

Back to the Grind,
or Just Grinded?

Today's Sox cut of meat:
Two-for-one hot dogs an hour after the gates open
Much like the Sox scoring runs, you can't have just a couple

Short Take: Sox win

The Marlins play their third game at US Cellular Field but their first ever against the Sox on the South Side. In case you have forgotten, the Expos and Marlins played a Marlins "home game" at The Cell after Hurricane Ivan cancelled the series in Florida. That trivia aside, let's see how the Sox pulled off the win with the following highlights:

Ceremonial First Pitch #1: Bill Thomas from Motorola

Ceremonial First Pitch #2: 18-year White Sox season ticket holder John Gomez

National Anthem: Chicago Symphony Orchestra

Middle of the 1st:
  • White Sox video highlights.
End of the 1st:
  • White Sox video highlights.
Middle of the 2nd:
  • Connie's Pizza Race: Kevin selects pepperoni but he falls short as these Italian Stallions cross the finish line sausage, cheese, pepperoni.
  • Best Buy game card promotion.
  • Motorola Monday "engrave Sox logo into your Motorola phone" promotion.
End of the 2nd:
  • Chevy Pride Crew: Southpaw et al toss t-shirts to the loudest fans while all gaze uponst the green 2007 Silverado and beige 2007 Tahoe. Shakira's "Forever" blares in the background. The t-shirt cannon is not used.
Middle of the 3rd:
  • Motorola "Switch by the 7th" promotion. Solo announces Section 154 is the winner, sans underwear hat from last season. Blondie recommends all to "Call Me".
  • Majestic Charity Auction items include an autographed Jose Contreras jersey on the 100-level and autographed Pierzynski and Olivo baseballs on the 500-level.
Bottom of the 3rd:
  • White Sox Stumper "Which Sox slugger led off the Sox first interleague game in Cincinnati on 6/13/97 with a home run?"
      Mike Cameron
      Ozzie Guillen
      Ray Durham
End of the 3rd:
  • Due to rain, no LaSalle Bank Home Run Challenge. Instead, it is the Home Run Trivia Challenge! Riley was asked
      What is the White Sox rally song?
        Win Win White Sox or Go Go White Sox
      Who is the White Sox manager?
        Ozzie Guillen or Lou Pinella
      How many field positions are there?
        9 or 15

      She got them all right. The $50 check card claimed, she stole off into the night.
Top of the 4th:
  • Marlin Mindbender "Who was the third base coach for the 2003 World Champion Florida Marlins?"
      Ozzie Guillen
Middle of the 4th:
  • Dunkin Donuts "Sox score in the 4th" promotion.
  • Best Sox offensive plays of the season video highlights
      Konerko's HR against Houston on June 10
      Uribe's HR against Houston on June 10
      Tererro's HR against Houston on June 10
  • Nestle Drumstick promotion: Fans in Section 314, Row 5 were treated to free Drumsticks on this hot, muggy night.
Bottom of the 4th:
  • Pitching change: Sox fans reminded that the Sox scored in the 4th so Dunkin Donuts ticket backs can be redeemed for a free medium coffee at participating Dunkin Donuts.
  • Fan Cam
End of the 4th:
  • Illinois Lottery "Have A Ball" promotion. Alicia announces that Dan is ready to hear cheers regarding which ball he should select, 1, 2 or 3. Remember, one ball contains nuuuuuthing in it. The fans select ball 3 and Dan walks away with an autographed Juan Uribe 8"x10" glossy compliments of Illinois Lottery.
    PS Have A Ball
Middle of the 5th:
  • Holiday Inn "Look Alikes" promotion.
      Carrie Underwood: Three stock blonds are shown
      Garth Brooks: Three stock goofballs are shown but they looked more like Chris Gaines than Garth Brooks
  • New Era cap stand ad
  • Waste Management ad
End of the 5th:
  • XM Radio "You Pick the Music" promotion
      1. "My Sharona" by The Knacks. Local fool in Hollister shirt and cargo khakis flops around.
      2. "Loud" by Big & Rich. Girl sporting WS trophy on top of her head gets some laughs.
      3. "Old Time Rock and Roll" - Bob Seger. The man with the fancy footwork wins the crowd's approval. It will be the frontman of the Silver Bullet Band in the middle of the 6th.
Middle of the 6th:
  • The Chevy Pride Crew returns but Southpaw is roaming the upper level so graces not the field. Same trucks as before.
  • Sounds of Bob Seger dance through the stadium, as the legends foretold.
Bottom of the 6th:
  • "White Sox Notes" mentions the Expos-Marlins series from 2004. 9,460 fans came out to see the two games on September 13-14.
End of the 6th:
  • All-Star ballot promotion. Tomorrow is the last day ballots will be accepted at the park. Get voting!
  • 7-11 Kiss Cam
      Couple 1: Clueless
      Couple 2: Cheek peck (a mom and her son?)
      Couple 3: Heavy makeout
      Couple 4: Double kiss, pretty tame
      Couple 5: Hug (brother and sister?)
      Couple 6: Double kiss, pretty tame
      Couple 7: Dude gives her a peck, then flexes for the crowd
      Couple 8: Standard
      Couple 9: Standard
      Couple 10: Peck
      Couple 11: Peck
Top of the 7th:
  • Reverse wave starts in the bleachers, Section 162. It makes several laps. WSI complains.
  • The ghost of Carlton Fisk races a motorcycle around the field in effort to eradicate gray hair. "The White Sox are hot, white hair is not!", he cries. Andre Dawson not to be found.
  • Pitching change - "Freeze Frame" by J. Geils Band
Middle of the 7th:
  • 7th inning stretch. Some song about going out to a ball game is played.
  • More Fan Cam
  • "Livin' on a Prayer" - Bon Jovi
Bottom of the 7th:
  • Comcast presents "Guess the Attendance"
      a. 33,333
      b. 35,237
      c. 36,132
      d. 34,044
    'a' falls first followed by 'b'. 'd' drops and 'c' is your winner. Money is seen changing hands in the stands.
  • Scoreboard shows both Owens and Tererro in LF. There is no CF (insert standard Aaron Rowand discussion).
End of the 7th:
  • Rush Speed Triva. Okay, Brian from Coal City, are you ready?
      What is it called when all nine batters come to the plate in an inning?
        Poor pitching or batting around
      What is it called when you touch all four bases without the ball going over the fence?
        Inside the park home run or poor fielding
      What is it called when a game goes longer than nine inngs?
        Extra innings or overtime
      What is it called when a pitcher pitches all nine innings?
        Complete game or tired pitcher
      What is it called when two games are played on the same day?
        Double header or two-for-one
      What do teams take before a game?
        Target practice or batting practice
    He got them all and won medical-related products.
  • ESPNZone Card ad
Top of the 8th:
  • White Sox Charaties Split Raffle: The lucky person holding ticket 1191214 took hom $3,064.
Middle of the 8th:
  • McDonalds food runs around the bases: Big Mac has the lead at first but Fries pulls ahead and heads first into second. The lead is maintained until he crosses the plate with Fries right behind him. McGriddles runs as fast as Konerko and takes third. Congrats to the food lovers in Section 118. Taste the excitement or face the consequences.
  • DHL Sports Update
      Sheffield RBI in Tigers-Nationals match
      McCann 3-run HR off Shilling in the Red Sox-Braves affair
      Delgado solo HR off Silvia in the Twins-Mets contest
End of the 8th:
  • Video highlights of tonight's game. Straight from the video screen to your eyeballs.
  • Three nuns in full habits proudly hold up a "Nuns love the White Sox" sign. Put in a good word, Jesus.
Top of the 9th:
  • P.O.D. at 10:29, fireworks at 10:33. Ballgame.

Sox win, 10-6.

Back to the Grind Update:
Pretty good night of promotions. No Nancy though.

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