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Center Field Fun!

by Sox Fans RedPinStripes and CLR01 of the WSI message board

In the wake of the botched Darrin Erstad trade, which would have traded away Chris Singleton, here's a look into the future of the 2002 season...


"Hey Chris, go get my bat."


"Here ya go Aaron, I'll re-lace your glove while you're batting."


"Thanks Chris. Man, am I glad we didn't send you to to Anaheim."

...then, a little bit further into the future...



"Hey Chris, Aaron ran into the damn wall again. Grab your glove."



"You got it skip"



"Where am I?"



"It doesnt look good for him."




"Due to head injuries, Aaron Rowand has been forced to retire."




"Chris you are my centerfielder again."




"Welcome to the NFL on FOX, I am Aaron Rowand and this is my partner Troy Aikmen, Todays match-up is the Chicago Bears vs. the Green Bay Packers."



"Putz!"

...and finally...

(Down on the end of the bench)


"ZzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzz"


"Wake up Singleton! Go pick up Rowand's bat!"


"Damn, It was only a dream."

 

 


"You can join me and at Jimbo's until the 7th inning, Chris."

 

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