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May 9 at Texas.  

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JERRY'S HEAD

We've been down this path before, haven't we Sox Fans?  Is there a single garbage pile pitcher in the entire baseball universe that isn't capable of making our hitters look like idiots in a league game?  Some goof named Joaquin Benoit shuts the Sox down for most of six innings, leading Texas to an easy 4-1 victory.

Let's hope everybody made it to the bus for the ride to the airport.  Some of them looked so lost, they might still be at homeplate flailing away.

This game was just brutal.  Benoit hasn't pitched a big league game since last August, that one against Detroit, where he allowed six runs and eight hits.  That was against DETROIT, for crying out loud!

God knows what are guys were thinking, unless perhaps they were thinking about catching an early flight to the west coast.  The game lasted 2 hours 47 minutes, so let's hope they enjoy the extra hour at Disneyland.

Everyone looked terrible, though some worse than others.  Frank Thomas squeaked out a walk on what otherwise was an 0-fer day for him.  Jose Valentin struck out twice.  Paul Konerko had the genius idea of trying to score from first base on Carlos Lee's double in the second inning.  He's was out from here to there. 

If not for Mark Johnson's rbi single, the Sox would have been shutout.

Todd Ritchie was the victim of this lack of support.  Though allowing three runs across 6.1 innings isn't exactly a stellar performance, the modern American League game would normally indicate that's good enough for the win.

A big waste of time.  Let's move on.


George Bova is editor and founder of White Sox Interactive.

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