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Pounding Oakland!

May 4 vs. Oakland.  

Short take:  It's payback, part two!

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Isn't revenge sweet?  Another convincing victory over Oakland has Sox Fans dreaming of a satisfying sweep over Art Howe and his softball team.  The final was 10-2, but the score won't be settled for totally biased Sox Fans until we win tomorrow, too.

No mercy on these jerks!

Tim Hudson was the latest corpse sacrificed on the alter of Almighty Sox Offense.  He's the most delicious pig we've been served yet.  The punk talked big last year, has never shown any respect to any of the Sox ballplayers, and mistakenly thinks he's the best young pitcher in the league.  Sorry, you degenerate.  The best young pitcher in the league won yesterday's game!

By the time the Mighty Sox "O" finished with Hudson, he had been tagged with nine earned runs in 6.1 innings pitched.  His ERA has been fluffed up nicely to 3.26.  A few more outings against our Sox and his ERA will exceed his IQ. 

So permit us to return the favor.  To paraphrase what you once said to us, "Hey bitch, just take it!"

We've got long memories at WSI.  We intend to make Hudson's life fairly miserable each time he comes to Comiskey.  Don't disrespect the Bing, you slut.

Hudson ought to have nightmares about the fourth inning.  The first three Sox all reached base, loading the bases for Jose Valentin.  Manos appears to be coming out of his early-season funk, so it wasn't a surprise he was sitting on an 0-1 pitch.  He drilled it so hard into center field, even Paul Konerko could score from first base.  We're laughing hard at you, Timmie.  Add that to your list of accomplishments!

The real humiliation came in the seventh for everyone's girlfriend, Timmie.  Already losing 5-2, the slut faced Magglio Ordonez with the bases loaded.  He paid the price.  Maggs singled home two runs, and Timmie got the hook, serenaded all the way back into the dugout.  Unfortunately for him, his nightmare wasn't over yet.

Sox reject Chad Bradford allowed all three of the slut's runners to score.  It was Jose Valentin again delivering the key blow with a two-rbi single.

Taking a cue from their beaten ace, the rest of the Athletics lied down like the dogs they are.  A bases loaded opportunity in the eighth got them exactly nothing.  At this point in the game, we're guessing there were a lot of limp peters in the Oakland dugout. 

Two down, one more to go.  Make it hurt bad, then send these pigs back to O'hare wishing they never got off the plane.  It's called turnabout, and we're all for it.

George Bova is editor and founder of White Sox Interactive.

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Jose Valentin

2 for 4 at the plate, a 3-rbi triple in the fourth to break the game open, and 2-rbi single in the seventh to make it a laugher.

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