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April 18th at Rangers


Daily Sox Crop Report:
Rotten tomatoes
A couple of guys got a hit. That's about it.

Short Take:   Ugh

There are a couple of ways for a pitcher to die on the mound. He can die slowly with pitch after pitch failing to hit the strike zone, walking batter after batter. Or he can be bludgeoned to death. Felipe Paulino opted for the latter in today’s 12-0 loss to the Rangers.

The game started off with an Adam Eaton single but he was stranded there as the White Sox continued their unnerving trend of not hitting. In the bottom of the first, Shin Soo Choo led things off by grounding out to first.

WARNING: IMPRESSIONABLE YOUNG CHILDREN AND PEOPLE WITH HEART CONDITIONS SHOULD STOP READING HERE…IN FACT, EVERYONE SHOULD STOP READING HERE. NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS BEYOND THIS POINT.

Then the wheels came off. Paulino struggled early and often but with the Sox bullpen in tatters, not that they’d be of much help anyways, he was going to have to sink or swim. And he sank faster than a stone with a 100 pound weight tied to it.

The good news is that Alexei Ramirez got a base hit to extend his hitting streak to 17 games and…well, well there’s a game tomorrow.

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