Community  

 
 Message Boards  

 WSI Photo Gallery  

Post of the Week  

 Chat  

 

 

  2013 White Sox  

 Season Schedule  

 

2005 Championship

 

WSI Extras  

 WSI Interviews

  Audio Memories

  2002 Disaster!

2001 Season Fun!

2000 Champions!

Fun & Games

History & Glory

Sox Greats
Sox Quotables
Sox Fight Songs
Old Comiskey Park

     

   
WSI News - Totally Biased Game Recaps

Danks For Nothing, John

September 22 vs. Land of 10,000 Losers Snack Cakes


KW's Daily Special:
Leftover Surprise
It seems as though Kenny's Burger Joint is going out of business soon, so they're clearing out everything imaginable from the back of their coolers.

Short Take:John Danks allows 7 runs on 8 hits in 6 innings as the Palehose get closer to the offseason.

Do you really want to know what happened tonight? If you weren't either at the game or watching it, here is the Cliffs Notes version of a game recap, because, quite frankly, I'd be putting forth more effort writing the Cliffs Notes version that than our Sox have put forth in this, the forgetable 2009 MLB campaign.

The Twins plated a crooked number in the top of the first (We trailed before even getting our first at bats...What else is new?), and we chipped away at the score, plating a single run in the bottom of the frame and getting a nice crooked number on the board symmetrical to that of the Twins' top of the 1st to take a 4-3 lead 1/3 of the way through the game...Thanks Bacon for hitting one as deep as you have entered every Sox fan's heart this season!

The rest of the game was a load of I-wish-I-could-curse-right-now! You know you've hit rock-bottom when you allow that punk Matt Tolbert, a career journeyman, to jack his 2nd one out of the season. That's ok, though. The Land of 10,000 Losers will be sitting at home in October as well while we watch the Tigers get swept by the Yankees. We Sox fans at least will have the Hawks and Bears to keep us occupied (Hawks season begins in 10 days, by the way). Twins fans have no diversion, as there is nothing to do up there, and their sports teams never win anything when it really counts. Tomorrow night is our last game against the crappy, perpetual losers (copyright JB98, 2008). It will be Mark Buehrle's last start at Comiskey this season, so get tickets while they're hot. Same time, same place, different channel (CSN +).

WSI's
Critic's Corner:
2 stars: 1 goes out to Bacon for continuing to capture the hearts of Sox fans...Thank you for at least making this one interesting...While the other goes out to Paulie for going deep as well.


submitted by chisoxfanatic.

Sox Clubhouse "Pick to Click" Winner

Walnuts

3-4 with 2 RBIs and a long jack.

Play WSI's Pick to Click Contest!

 

2005 Championship Sox Fans

Click Here!
WSI's Glorious Championship coverage with Totally Biased attitude!

Want More
Totally Biased Game Recaps?

2003 Sox Schedule
Click sock!

 


1 to 1 of 1

Search For:
Search in:
And in:
Any Words All Words

News Categories

Totally biased Sox news from White Sox Interactive!

EXCLUSIVE Sox features from WSI.

Full Sox coverage featuring the unique WSI slant!

The Totally Biased Game Recap, another WSI EXCLUSIVE!

YOUR chance to be featured at White Sox Interactive!

The funniest and most-noteworthy posts from the Sox Clubhouse message board.

The internet's largest FREE Sox news database, sorted by month.

The internet's largest FREE Sox news database, sorted by day.


Totally Biased Game Recaps

September 17... Sale Hit Hard

September 14... Sunday Afternoon Dud

September 13... Like One Win? Here, Have Two

September 10... Becoming Spoilers

September 7...Shut Out and Swept

September 6... September Swooning

September 3... Not Worth Remembering

August 31...Tigers Fumble, Punt Game to White Sox

August 30... Saturday Split, And So Did De Aza

August 27... Snapping the Slump

WSI News System Page Views: 23,318,804