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May 5 at Toronto Blue Jays

"These ain't your daddy's White Sox... We're going to keep going after a championship as aggressively as we can."

KW's Hole Cards:
Sack of ten from White Castle
Showing up with these will get you laughed away from the table.

Short Take:   Sox shuffle the deck but come up lame...again

What can be said that hasn't been said over the last week? Good pitching, acceptable defense and abysmal offense. Same was true tonight as the Sox drop their sixth in a row in the land of hosers and back-bacon sandwiches. Javy took the ball and pitched his all. 7.2 IP, 8 H but only 1 R, 1 BB and 9 K. THe only real mistake was a hanging curve to Matt Stairs which ended up in the seats. It would be the Jays only run of the game but it was enough as the Sox couldn't put one on the board. Uribe went 2-3 and that was the only real bright spot. The 3-4-5 combo of Thome-Konerko-Dye went 1-10 with 4 K. Thome has now had at least one K in his last 11 games, 6 of which were multi-K games.

The big news of the night was the lineup shakedown. Cabrera lead off and Quentin was moved up to the number two hole. Swisher was moved down to sixth. Hopes were high that the change would do SOMETHING to inspire this listless offense. No dice as Cabrera, Quentin and Swisher were 0-fer. With Hall and Ozuna getting starts tonight, it really didn't matter. Will the Sox ever break out of their current slump? Who the Hell knows and at this point, who the Hell cares?

Toronto Blue Jays 1, Stupid White Sox 0.

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