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Recipe for Success

July 3 vs. Baltimore Orioles

Back to the Grind,
or Just Grinded?


Today's Sox cut of meat:
Hissing Meat
You don't sell the steak, you sell the sizzle!

Short Take:   Get out the apron

Ingedients:
  • 25 MLB players (Pale Hose variety, if available)
  • warm, July night
  • meticulously maintained ballpark
  • approx. 35,000 rabid fans
  • Baltimore opponent
Directions:
  1. Pre-heat oven to 79 degrees. Play "Thunderstuck", light fireworks. Set aside.
  2. Mix Owens single and stolen base, Iguchi walk and Konerko single in large bowl. Stir until score is 1-0. Add Millar home run to even score. Sift as necessary.
  3. Combine Thome and Konerko walks and Pierzynski single until bases are full. Sprinkle with Dye double-play ground ball, add 1 to score.
  4. Place Fields double and Iguchi walk in pot. Simmer over medium heat. Whisk in Thome home run, cover and bring to boil. Add three runs to score. Light more fireworks.
  5. For dessert, retire 16 batters in a row. Pitch until game complete (about 2 hours and 22 minutes).
  6. Serve victory on platter. Garnish with Twins and Tigers losses. Light more fireworks and enjoy!
Nutrition facts (main course):
At-bats: 27
Runs: 5
Hits: 6
Runs batted in: 4
Walks: 6
Strikeouts: 7
Doubles: 1
Home runs: 1
Atolen bases: 1

Nutrition facts (dessert):
Innings pitched: 9.0
Hits: 4
Runs: 1
Earned Runs: 1
Walks: 0
Strikeouts: 7

WSI's
Back to the Grind Update:
 All the runs scored weren't via the long ball so that's something.


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