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Thome & Danks

May 22, 2007 SOX vs the fools from Oakland

Back to the Grind,
or Just Grinded?


Today's Sox cut of meat:
Mrs. Thome's Hamburgers
3 for $3.51

Short Take: We won. Thome Rocks. Go Sox

Tonight's game featured John Danks
He was throwing rocks tonight
Even Jason Kendall went hitless
Rarely does Kendall for nothing for four
Every pitch he threw was a strike except for a couple of balls

Inning after Inning, Danks put them away
Stressed out, he was not

Neither modren man nor machine could stop him
Only guys who names start with S or play SS had hits off of Danks

Plenty of offense to boot, word up Thome
Even Cintron hit the ball
Rickshaw Drivers beware
Statuesque Thome took one deep to right
Outfielders looked up as it sailed over their heads
Nobody is as good as Erstad, well maybe Thome

Move over Bo Jackson
Ozzie, get out of the way
Rabid Erstad Haters get bent
Everyone should bow to Jim Thome

Erstad went one for three tonight
X-Rays were not taken
Cintron had a couple of RBI on two hits
Even Dye hit his tenth home run
Later on, Jim Thome hit home run number Jenna Von Oy
Little Man Tate was a mediocre movie
Enter the bullpen, Aardsma and Logan
Nobody hit them two cats
They tossed 22 pitches over two innings, six up six down

The bullpen was not perfect though
Happy Andrew "Thong Song" Sisqo was a little crappy
Afterall, he gave up a run and some hits
No fear, he still finished the game

Cheers to Jim Thome
He really played good tonight
Interesting how the whole team is hitting again
Perhaps Jim Thome should be mayor
Sox win 10-4

WSI's
Back to the Grind Update:
Erstad went one for three, he's a grinder


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