Community  

 
 Message Boards  

 WSI Photo Gallery  

Post of the Week  

 Chat  

 

 

  2013 White Sox  

 Season Schedule  

 

2005 Championship

 

WSI Extras  

 WSI Interviews

  Audio Memories

  2002 Disaster!

2001 Season Fun!

2000 Champions!

Fun & Games

History & Glory

Sox Greats
Sox Quotables
Sox Fight Songs
Old Comiskey Park

     

   
WSI News - Totally Biased Game Recaps

Humiliated--and don't care.

August 19 vs. Minnesota

Short Take:  This team is a mirror image of their manager.

Kenny Williams'
Stress Relief Odometer

Today's Mileage:
4
"All the pieces are in place... err, hum, I think."

Know Your Enemy!

Totally Biased
Series Update

Even more
Totally Biased Coverage from WSI!

PSYCHIC
Pre-Game Report

Inside
JERRY'S HEAD

Did the 24,016 fans attending half-price night at Comiskey get their money's worth?  Perhaps so.  The Twins held up their end of the bargain, while the Sox simply mailed it in.  Half-price is pretty much exactly right for half-ass effort, the Sox going down like punks 7-3.

Who says this team isn't brilliantly marketed?

Can we all agree--finally--Gary Glover does not belong in the rotation of a major league baseball team this side of Tampa Bay?  It's a miracle nobody got hurt with the way the baseballs were flying into the seats.  Glover allowed THREE homeruns in the first inning to the first four hitters he faced!

We knew Corey Koskie sucked, but there are more effective ways to illustrate your point than letting everyone but him take you downtown.  My God, this team sucks.

The listless Sox are truly a mirror image of their manager.  After being humiliated the first inning, Glover served up yet another fat pitch in the second inning.  This time it was a two-run dinger. It was 5-0 Twins.

No concentration.  No heart.  Nobody gives a damned.  Does this sound like a team building towards anything but oblivion?

Finally in the third inning, Carlos Lee answers for the ass whuppin' his manager and teammates willingly take.  He homers with Aaron Rowand on base.  Magglio Ordonez follows suit, and the score is 5-3.  Typical Sox, this is the last scoring they would do.

Just a whole lot of nothing the next six innings.  The most impressive stat was the Sox leaving ten men on base, four of them with two out.

They've quit, Sox Fans.  They are an embarrassment.

WSI's
Tinkerer Update:
 Another day.  Another lineup.  Another loss.  Any questions?


George Bova is editor and founder of White Sox Interactive.

Sox Clubhouse "Pick to Click" Winner

Aaron Rowand

3 for 5 with a double.

Play WSI's Pick to Click Contest!

 

Want More
Totally Biased Game Recaps?

Click Here!
 



1 to 1 of 1

Search For:
Search in:
And in:
Any Words All Words

News Categories

Totally biased Sox news from White Sox Interactive!

EXCLUSIVE Sox features from WSI.

Full Sox coverage featuring the unique WSI slant!

The Totally Biased Game Recap, another WSI EXCLUSIVE!

YOUR chance to be featured at White Sox Interactive!

The funniest and most-noteworthy posts from the Sox Clubhouse message board.

The internet's largest FREE Sox news database, sorted by month.

The internet's largest FREE Sox news database, sorted by day.


Totally Biased Game Recaps

April 20...Sox Offense Awakens Like A Grumpy Bear

April 19... The Texas Two-Step -- Two Games, Two Losses

April 18th...PauliNOOOOO

Boston Walks...and Walks...and Walks Past Sox

April 15... E6 FTW

April 13...Red-Hot Ramirez Walks Off Tribe

April 12... The Wind Blows It Out and the Bullpen Blows It Up

April 11...Runs, runs, runs

Rocky Mountain Sigh

April 8... Score Early, Score Often

WSI News System Page Views: 22,497,099